Show I Reflections of ofa I a By y Bachelor HELEN ROWLAND l Sirl Girl Copyright 1916 by the Press Publishing PublishIng Publishing Publish Publish- ing Co The New York Evening World Wife An ex angel Satan An I ex I I From the time he Is tall enough to reach matches on on the kitchen shelf a aman's amans amans aman's I mans man's one joy in life seems to consist in ht playing with fire fire bonfires bonfires cigarettes cigarettes cigarettes cigar cigar- ettes firewater and love Dont Don't try to freeze a mans man's love out just tell him that you cant can't live hive without without without with with- out him and it will gradually evaporate Oh no Humpty wasn't an egg Humpty to Judge from tho the impossibility of patching him together together together to gether again was a womans woman's faith in ina a man man or or a man mans man's s illusions about a woman woman- Some men are born with an understanding under under- stan standing ing of women some struggle to acquire it and some just shut their eyes and live h happily with their wives To a woman love is as necessary as food to a man it is as necessary aswell as aswell as- as well as champagne or olives or ter ter- ter- ter rapin An attractive girl can always find a alot alot lot tot of or men who would leave home for her the tho trouble is to find tind one who would stay home for tor her after she married married married mar mar- ried him A man always seems so surprised when you tell him that he is ing Ing surprised surprised probably that you I should mention anything so perfectly obvious I ITo To give up smoking for a girl mayonce may mayonce mayonce once have been the ultimate proof of ofa ofa ofa a mans man's love but to share his last cigarette with her is a much more convincing cot cora sign n of |