| Show Oo 00 La La Zat Anna A na Held Here o- o o. fr-fr-o. a v a c o a a a a o a o oZe Ze Count She Will Wed Secret I LOS ANGELES Nov 12 This This is isa isa isa a story about Anna Ana Held who is in inLo Los Lo Angeles but it wont won't do her justice Justice justice Jus jus- tice because In THE TELEGRAMS TELEGRAM'S entire extensive composing room there isn't a single linotype machine with a distractingly charming Parisian ParIsian Parisian Paris ParIs- ian accent But with the otherwise perfectly good machinES machinE'S you are arc Informed Madame l is engaged to a Russian prince The Russian prince has presented 1 madame with an exquisite string of pearls Madame has friends in Chicago who thoughtfully a few partridges in time lime to present them present them to her as the train passed through that city so o that she was permitted to eat at partridges dally daily on the wa way West est estand and and she found them beautifully equipped with much white meat Madame thinks the war in Europe is mos most most- sad and amI it makes maltes her cry to talk about but about but she talked about Ita It ita ita a little Now that you know some of ot the most thrilling things about m madame dam you are invited invite to step back to the beginning Inning She he came West Vest in furtherance of ot a contract contract with Oliver through which she is to receive a sum announced as 2 for being filmed in Madame La Presidente a famous French farce by Hennequin and Greetings Await So So naturally lly she had quite a re reception rev TO- eption when the Los Angeles Limited Limit Limit- ed only an hour and twenty-five twenty minutes late arrived at the Salt Lake depot With madame was her daughter Mlle Mile Liane Carrera also of the stage madame's dog Ting Ting- des of the Pekinese family and madame's maid Madame and mademoiselle and an Interviewer or two were bundled into a taxi so the trip to the Hotel Alexan Alexandria would be made speedily and comfortably And madame was asked by Mr Eyton if it there were anything else she would like to have in the taxi with her her anything anything which would Increase her comfort and pleasure And madame madane promptly answered answered answered an an- Yes my dog So Ting des was conveyed conveyed con con- I to her and they had a happy reunion Hes hees bees mammas mamma's mammas mamma's he's hes hees mammas mamma's baby dog she sang and and Ting des was fairly frantic with delight t i r. r Yes madame he was wasa a baby dog His birthday is March 9 her own birthday is March 19 And they will celebrate together And his name ah monsieur it is his family name Just like Jones or Smith It Is spelled this way way but but monsieur can never remember the letters So maybe yes but but Mile Carrera solves the orthographical difficulty by writing the name for monsieur Yes madame has never been in the movies but she will like it And maybe she will appear in a speaking play for M. M before she lea leaves ves Engaged and Grieved And madame is grieved to have to admit it to the public but she is engaged engaged and and for ten months past too too too-to to a Russian prince No No she cannot tell his name name because he would not like It He does not wish her to remain on the stage but she must have some recreation And because the New York reporters I heard about the prince and tried to Interview him he refused to go to the station and to tell her adieu when I I she started for Los Angeles No his name is not Prince FloI Plo KIo- I rine but It begins something like I that rAnd And see here Is h a string of ot ott I t j zee zee i coos mos mos' wonderful pearls pearls' that he heI gave to her Are za zay not of zee I mos mos mos' wonderful coleur t tAnd And the partridges her Chicago friends gave her They cooked them themi j i on the train for her And some of ot I the white meat was so thick And I their little socks were WE're so 80 cute And daughter broke bi a tooth on on a I partridge bone which means money I to some Los Angeles dentist And madame told about the horrors horrors horrors hor hor- of war which makes Paris so black at night and everybody's heart heartso so 80 sad And she sang with others in hospitals to amuse sick soldiers th the sick and the maimed And the blind were the saddest of all And the thew song she sang to them It was Sets ze zing zing zing- oh oh ob oh 1 But the war if war if Americans would Just go there and see how horrible itis it itis itla is la they would be the happiest persons persons persons per per- sons forever after Just to know that it was not In the United States 1 |
