| Show jOYS SOY'S LONG RIDE IN STORAGE BOX KANSAS ANSAS CITY Mo f April 8 When S. When the golden gate limited train on the Rock Island railroad arrived hero hera front from theW the tho W west t toda today a knocking was 38 he heard n In one ono of or the storage boxes underneath ath a Pullman Pullman Pull Pull- man ma n car TIme Tho box was opened and Carl 16 years old w was wa found Inside The bo boy ad said he hA had hall climbed Into the box at m IH O Tex TeL and had Intended to remain there for a ride of or fifty miles However a Il train Inspector locked the box nt at a u station a few cw miles away and the tho boy remained d a Pr prisoner twenty nine l f. f tim In 1 front m KI Ive often thought that you OU newspapermen newspapermen newspaper men were not appreciated as aa you OU should be bo he ho responded read readily I tho the while as assaulting as- as I his features with a a. rabbits rabbit's foot toot Is this your our first farewell I When I pick up my papers and see nee seethe the tho W way you ou fellows have 1110 to hustle I thank In my mn stars that I am not a a. literary man was wa his next contribution What about aboul your our coming London In Invasion In- In aslon a One thing that th makes me mo marvel Is tho the way you ou fellows get Jet the thc ne news f I dont don't see how you OU manage to be bo In so o many places place's s at once But DUl I 1 suppose there are a n great many man reporters cm- cm employed on each pap paper Funny Funn I 1 never thought of or that Ill I'll let bet you see all sorts orts of or funny runny things things murders murders and riots and marriages and prize fights and and Actors was sug suggested d I was as coming to that he ho went on You work long Ions hours tO l dont don't you ou Been working an hour now without much to show for It ItI ItI I suppose you read all the papers papel Sure you ou do A man In your our business has hac to read them when where you have the tIme advantage ad You Yon know ko It before It II happens happens' nR Well well That's not so bad But prospects I want to get all the thc Information matlon mation I can about the tho newspaper game and youre you're the little party tan cati an give 11 It to me You dont don't know how ho 1 appreciate our your visit How can they afford to sell ehl ll papers so cheaply I Ive I've vc often wondered how they thov could afford atford to hire such stich able men etc etc more etc henceforth now and forever forc and then some From this point on It was absolutely Impossible to stop his shower of or Questions questions ques pies about er c every department of or newspaper per work and tho the only thing left was N Nto to let him run down and exhaust his inquiries And now Mr tr Gillette will you be bo to so kind as nR to say a few kind words about yourself I will not Just like Uke that There was no h hesitation about aboul It It BIng BIns bing hing No going be behInd behind be- be hind the thc election returns Mr Gillette smiled shook hands and told where the thc nearest street could be bo found How did you OU make out asked Mr I Hayman layman Got three words he ho was wa informed Heres 3 I owe you ou said Id the tho man- man r. alfr J J. J A. A FITZGERALD |