Salt Lake Telegram | 1911-04-08 | Page 13 | Personal Items

I Personal Items Hod Slocomb painted his buggy last fall fait but the paint aint dry on it yet jet et owing to the fact that Hod made a mistake mistake mistake mis mis- take and used what he thought was varnish but it happened to be maple syrup Hod says he reckons the tIle buggy wont won't never ne get dry Hez Andrews had a cow to present him with a a. pair of twin calves calves- last I week and Hez Flea is pleased bein being as he lie wasn't only one calf whereas two is jest twice as valuable Ben Wade Vade of Snake Bend called edited at atthe atthe atthe the Bugle office last week yeek madder than thana a wet wet hen he didn't get his copy of the Bugle as usual We Ve hav r have allus noticed that them as is back from eight 15 years cars on gets hot under the collar the quickest when they hey happen to miss a copy Dad Hender Henderson on who fit and bled in inthe inthe inthe the war of t e Rebellion and has a awood awood awood wood leg to show for it didn't receive his last Jast week as he expected and as a result Dad was a good eal cal up over it and says if he dont don't pet get et his purt quick hell he'll write the government a letter that will wake up the Hen Weathersby prop of our general store got o out t his last years year's stock of fI fly paper day to dust it off for spring trade Hen left Idt a few sheets of it lying on a chair near the stove and then like a 3 blamed fool forgot about it and set down on it Hen had a tur tur- time gettin the fl fly paper loose from He spoiled two shee sheets also his pants doing so J Jed ed Peters attracted a good eal cal of at- at in church last Sunday by wearing wearing wearing wear wear- ing a br bright green necktie Some Sonic folks dont don't think a green necktie becomes iJ Jed ed very well weD being as his hair is brick red Little Tommie Barker while white i im i. Snake Crick day didn't ketch any fish but he the hook in his thumb and ran home hollerin as loud loudas as he could holler Mrs Barker got the hook Tommies Tommie's thumb after which she give him a good for rennin off Mrs Bale Hawkins Ha baked two pi plea last and set em out on the back porch to coo cool when along come Hank Dewberry's hound dog and et ct up both pies clean down to the pie pans Mrs Hawkins went out for the pies jest as the dog finished She kicked at atthe atthe atthe the hound but missed him and set down on the piazza very violent She I said that if Hank would f f fd d d his hij dog once once in a while he wouldn't eat up peoples people's peo peo- pIes pIe's pies j Bud Hinckley who aint quite right 1 in his head has been taking sulphur and molasses from his mother three thre times per day for his system Every- Every buddy in Bingville can tell when it is I time for Bud to take his medicine b bo- bo cuz they can hear him hollering