Show COMEDIAN SAYS ASSOCIATION fOOTBAll IS BEST Harry Lauder ThinKs the American Game Too Too- Cruel for Interest lu In spite of the troubles of harry 1 iau- iau au- au df cotch comedian who was booked for foi the Salt Lake tabel he finds time to attend football games and occa- occa to discuss them Starry Harry is a thorough Scot kt and can an see nothing save the box of receipts office that makes Am Amei- Amei r- r tea lea more attractive than Scotland Scotch football according to the till is far superior to the American game He lie says Association football as pla pla-eJ pla in Scotland and En England land is far fai ahead of the thu so called rugby y game that is played in inthiS inthis this country l Lauder has witnessed several se of the colleges games since coming to this county counti coun coun- ty ti this last time and he declared that the game lame as aim played here hero is cruel when compared with the association game V hen I was a II 1 bov 0 I played association association association tion football said he I J I was lla never nver a I success S at the game gam In the first c 1 I hadn't t the time to devote ote to Jt It for foi I Iwas Iwas Iwas was busy with my mv work Then again I 1 probably wouldn l have ha been much of or a success at it an There arc arc- scientific eden eden- tine men in the game as is played abroad now A football is a sd scientific game and far fai am- am ahead of the football pia played red in this c 1 I saw siw a Coll college c game in Boston reCently re- re It was between Yale and Harvard Har- Har I vard vaid colleges collages s and while many man manof of m my my American acquaintances s said that it was wasa a 11 gland game to me tue it seemed ruel and amid brutal There is nothing 50 so nice to mo m moor moor or 01 so beautiful as to see a left wing 01 or ora a right wing wIn secure the ball bail and bring bling it down the field touching it first with one foot fool and then the other oIlier as fast as s a man can dali run This is called dribbling and when th these plays arc are made why wh that is th tIle the time I am among the first to shout to shout cheer beer on the pla player pl er When I 1 Km tm at sit home T J nes-er nes miss a football match of any importance and amid I talk tall about excitement well I say a I guess I am tl- tl most excited Individual in the crowd of or and over oer present Is s 8 a little story stoY I must tell about nw myself r. r Y u know I I always smoke a pipe and beforE belore going to one of the In international in- in matches I bought a long pili plug of tobacco This I 1 would cut up and ron roll between m my hands and then put it in n m my pipe pip to smoke Shortly I got ot to lo the tho grounds c I T put hilt mv pipe Ipe in my mouth and started to sac c off some tob tobacco o. when so Interesting would occur nil and I II would woid got fort time the tobacco N the gam gamA anti SQ so Interesting that 1 I had cut rut up this the I whole plug without having a smoke that day I |