Show Local Items Alonzo Skillings of Calamity Corners called on us Jan 1 to pay us on but when Alonzo foi found nd that he was only back on sub scrip 11 years ears instead of 24 years as ashe ashe ashe he short hort he was he said 1 he i e guessed he would put his money money somewhere else elsewhere elsewhere elsewhere where it would do him more good so he departed All we have got to say is that we dont don't know of any place else he could put it where it would do us more good Miss Sally Hoskins our writer poet-writer who has wrote several beautiful and thrilling poems for the Bugle which have appeared in the columns in the past has lias been threatening for some weeks to write us a poem on Winter but so far has not did it Frequently we are asked why we dont don't publish something from Sallys Sally's pen Deacon Butterworth went down to the P P. O O. day to see if there was any mail for him and coming out he slipped on the icy steps of the P P. O. O and fell hurting himself on his departure depar depar- ture The Deacon says he would not care if there had only been some mail for him whereas there wasn't even a circular in his box Now that has not went and sent you a years year's to the Bugle for a Christmas present you might as well put your our hand into your pocket and subscribe for it yourself because you rou will appreciate it more if you have bave to pay for it Miss Watkins a abad abad abad bad cold in her head while out riding in a cutter with Bill Lawlor one night last week We Ve would have that Bill would of placed his arms about you and kept you warm on sich a cold night as that was but we he was too busy holding down that skittish year old colt df of Hen Smile had a chicken dinner at athis athis athis his house last Sunday and invited our- our self and wife to partake which we done with great gusto Nothing marred this pleasant except when Hen got the wish bone fast in his throat and we had to stop eating long enough to pound him on the back to keep him from choking to death thereby thereby thereby there there- by saving his life for him for which Hen is very grateful |