Show I THE OF OFA S A A CANDIDATE MONDAY MONDAY Had Had MONAY-Had Had a lot of hay thrown throw in barn bar as I expect a a- Kansas dele delegation delegation a. a tion tomorrow It musses up the barn but then it should make good with the delegation Trying to think up a new nw drink drunk buttermilk sounds too molly molly- moly- moly perhaps lemonade mi might ht do TUE TUESDAY Great DAY reat Great hit ht with the hay Dele Delegates ates evidently much pleased Told tHem it was lucky they didn't come tomorrow to to- morrow as then I will wl be thinning tur tur- nips nip WEDNESDAY WEDNESDAY This This hay business is very fatiguing hardly worth the votes it i may get et Sent the children out today for a sail sai on the battleship Oklahoma Must have havA the navy increased as there are hardly enough battleships to go round Besides they might come in iu handy against Japan if my friends weren't using them Saved a bullfrog from drowning this evening by catching it before it could get get into the water THURSDAY THURSDAY Drank Drank three glasses lasses of ice cream soda this morning It evidently evi evi- dently denty made a hit as I saw three girls girls and a possible voter drinking the same thing after I left lef Have cut out the hay business as it is too strenuous for forthe forthe forthe the slight impression it makes FRIDAY Tried FRIDAY Tried FRIDAY Tried to show a delegation delegation tion of nature writers how the birds at Oyster Bay know nie ipe Ie Greatly Greaty chagrined cha cha- after fter declaring that a certain note was the song of the chewin to find nd that it was a Fortunately Fortunately For For- none of the naturalists knew the difference Mistook Mistook a catbird for fora a but again none of the visitors could tell tel the difference SATURDAY SATURDAY Ordered Ordered the battleship battleship battle battle- batte- batte ship squadron to the Pacific Too much fuss kicked up by them here Would order the army to Guam only I need some one to look after the social end of the White House affair Several States show an inclination to buck bucka a against aint the Federal power so I must put my foot down on them States State are areal all al right in their way but I am a Federal Federal Federal Fed Fed- eral official and the States are in the way The country should be one large State and I should be its boss Wish I cou could could d get ct away to shoot a few bear Vex Wex Jones in Los Angeles Examiner |