Show QUAKER REFLECTIONS Some Same fellows dont don't get married because the girls girl's father cant can't afford It The fellow tellow who prides himself upon pon be being being be- be ing a sharp man may really bo bG a sharper There seems to be be lots of ot rich fools In in spit of ot the old proverb about the fool tool and his mone money If It It Is a a. disgrace to die rich there are lots of us who will spare p re ourselves that disgrace anyhow Belle She Belle She sin sings s With a great deal of ot feeling Nolle Nelle Wen Well all I can say is she m must be feeling g pretty b badly i jil i n eb Miss b Miss Antique e asked id me how old I thought she was What What did you tell her A A lie He like a gentleman Hello Hello I suppose you cant can't lend n me 10 O can cali t you Wigwag Wig ird ea l f you are one of oE the most ac accurate accurate ac- ac curate I know Mrs Wigwag Your Wigwag Your husband complains S that you cant can't give him any Independence e eon ik J Mrs Nonsense e I let him sew on all his own buttons Maudes Maude's Mamma Mamma Mamma-Aren't Aren't Arent you ashamed of yourself ou to let th that young man kiss you Maude MaUde But i d But mother 1 I Iwas was Just t going to tell him he couldn't when he did Mrs s. s Muggins Does Muggins-Does Does your husband make you a regular allowance Mrs l Buggins No No he gives me as much as he ho can af at- at ford Mrs Muggins Gracious Gracious Is that all Mr Newlywed Pass wed Pass me a biscuit please Mrs l Newlywed Newlywed-I I made these myself Mr Newlywed Ah Newlywed Ah now I know what the Bible means by asking for tor bread and getting a stone Philadelphia Record |