Show AFTER STREET CAR OAR PEST To the Town Pest Editor The Editor Tha street car pest should hould have a leading leading p po position eltion among the members member of the Amalgamated Amalgamated Amalgamated Amal Amal- Order of Town Pests There should be established a public ducking- ducking pool for these monsters monster monster For hoggish selfishness the street car pest deserves the blue lue ribbon He thinks no one else has ha a right to ride or to live As I get on the car ar to come downtown from my home I have to climb over a bunch of ot these selfish pests pets on the rear platform Then I find all al the seats scats filled filed and a gang of pests standing In the aisle of or the car near the back door dool There is plenty of room to stand in front but they will wl force me to fight my way by them to get a place to breathe And it is I a two-to-one two bet that they are going to the end of ot the car line lne at that The selfish woman who walks In the street car cr and rushes to a strap in front of a tired tred working man who Is seated and begins begs to look daggers daggers' at him be because because be- be cause he will not get up although the there e eare are seven or eight seats up in front that are not occupied Is a pest of the worst wort kind If she can force the tired tred man to get getup getup getup up and go hunt another seat himself she is satisfied with her days day's existence This This' kind of woman deserves no consideration but bu but the tag Amalgamated Order v of Town pe Pests ts should be pinned n on her A WEARY STRAP HOLDER O D 1 |