Show ALICE LONG LONGWORTH WORTH WHERE WH R Ml ART A T THOU Doubt of Plans of Presidents President's dents dent's Daughter and NicK Har Harasses Harasses' San Francisco Society SAN FRANCISCO July 17 WANTED WANTED Accurate Accurate information of the whereabouts of of tha the Nicholas Lon w az and d the exact time timo and arid date of their arr arrival val here Any light j bt yo yon you may thrown on this eni enigma ma willbe will willbe be liberally rewarded Address Bur Burr Burlingame lingame or Pacific Heights Heig IF IF- IF You were a member of S San n Francisco's Francisco's Franciseo's Fran Fran- cisco's innermost society circle and had taken your thirty third degree deg as a so social social social cial dictator and hostess Or Orif if f you were a maker dest des destinies tinier in fashionable Burling Burling-amo or Piedmont it was was up to you you to entertain your d dear daar ar dear young youn friend Mrs Nicholas Lon reported en route to Honolulu via the Golden Gate And you sat day after day with on one ona ear listening listening- for telephone intelligence once to the effect that she had actually actually arrived ar arrived ar ar- rived atthe at the Fairmont And with the other ear at attention attention attention atten tion to the postman's ring And told your our servants for the twentieth twentieth twentieth time that hat all letters must must be A 4 brought to you o instantly if not not so sooner sooner ner because you were anticipating a very important communication which you had expressly remained in town all the week to receive And you had finally decided between an Alice blue and an apricot two two toned toned silk i And had committed to to memory three e whole paragraphs from papa Presidents de dents dent's message message with which to enliven possible dull moment in a dinner con conversation conversation con con- And Saturday night came and there was nothing doing doing o nJ No Mrs Nicholas Longworth I INo No magic fin gis bit of pasteboard in your palm with h thereon thereon- thus thereon thus om notifying you that t the e distin distinguished young m matron tron was wa willing t to be your guest at any function you might ht desire In a a. word if all your lovely plans were floundering in in a S San n Francisco fog of social uncertainty Wouldn't it mystify you you Wouldn't it rumple your marcelle wave wave But the Lon a ate c coming Oh dear yes they re e coming coming- Did they not send end a wireless from a pp k in Yellowstone Yellowstone Yellow Yellow- I stone park days and days dayi a ago o to our I own Fairmont for reservations f But in the meantime meantime- I I Alice where art thou f |