| Show THE W H mE m m mR Jd m UJ u m 1 ra fim wI I I I SATS J M 1 Ernie Johnson reports that his pitchers are ne displaying wonderful control at Boyes byes Springs Not a R one ha has haa missed the he plate yet Bill Rumler declares if it hould should rain porterhouse steaks porterhouse steaks It would be J l Friday Ernie Emle is having a a tough time placing his stalwarts stalwarts' around the Boyes Springs table Every time he gets a southpaw and a a together theres there's a fight t S C a i. i New York fans are are scolding Joh John Me Me- Graw for ov over over r In Cuba too long and not being on the Job to strengthen the Giants They must must think puba's pubas Cubas Cuba's somewhere In the Sahara desert a a a Perhaps John Cool Cook had some of the I C Cuba atmosphere in Oakland But Jack came back in time to save th the daY a a i I Lucky y fellow who saved his str straw what hat Septem September bel l Fashion experts say theY they'll be be- high this summer mer ix more senses than one I a a a Why not solve the domestic help problem lem lam a la Ia baseball Place cooks maids and butlers under contract t r When youre you're tired of your household assistant I ask for waivers When you want help buy somebody's contract contract I I I Then the tile help ouid ld turn aro around nd and refuse to orl unless they get a slice of ot the purchase price Or like Harry Harper Harper Harper Har Har- per they could refuse refus to toil toll on Sunday Sunday- a S One of the f funniest things we see see ee nowadays nowadays' nowadays nowadays' now now- nowadays now now- are the expressions of good will that t. t are tagged on or t tie the e. e end pf pC diplo- diplo matte matic discharge notes Youre fired fIred fIred- with renewed expressions of kindest regard re regard re re- I gard and continued continued confidence confidence lovingly yours yours' etc a a a Joe Jil Jackson says NS hell he'll go Into business if It th the White Sox wont won't pay him a year What's he going to do back do-back back an an- another other burlesque show a a V r VIm rIm Im I'm weary of booming the furnace Im I'm weary of shoveling coal Whenever I tote out the ashes It It tortures torture my artistic sou soul I yearn for the of springtime When crocuses pop DOD from the earth I And birdies return from the Southland With songs that are laden with mirth I I 1 wait walt for the chirp of the robins I II The crocuses yellow and red And yet my fond expectations Are tinged with a feeling of dread dread- I I When I put away shovel and poker I know that thattil Ill I'll have to to alas Bring forth that rusty old mower And st start cutting startIna rt In a the grass a a Jimmy lImmy Wilds Wilde says sas he is ac acclimated now r and everything I The Tue British h atom ins insists ts on home cookIn cooking cook cook- ing ing- while training for hi ht fights Mrs Wilde take takes care of that She is said to be an an- excellent an cook a I a a i. i Johnny Sheppards Sheppard's first fight In this country was a great deal like the curtain raiser J Jimmy Wilde put on Ritchie Mitchell Increased his batting average quite a bit at the Britons Briton's their I Milwaukee meeting |
