Show RHYMED REVIEWS OF RECENT NEWS NEW I Verses by y DAVID GORDON Pictures by F F. F W W. PARKS V B 1 elks are serenading Now the allies quit blockading Down in Petrograd the Re Reds ls are full of glee Since we need their flax and barley We We must call It quits and parley And forget t we had agreed to disagree I J Colonel William Jennings Bryan Hears Mears the Voice of ot Duty eryin And h he thInks It Jt Is a presidential cal calt Ills His defeats e dont don't seem to to tax him t Itis It Is better Is his maxim m I To have run and lost than not to run at atall atan all an I 1 F HEAH YA OM MW stuff is all the rage now It has copped the stage center-stage now Many people say that ghosts are wont to roam and other mystics Aro Arc replete with spook statistics statistics- Have you got a little Spirit in your home horneT O WU LIL GHOST 5 t l Movies soon will show a a. feature Written by that gifted creature Clemenceau who's Clemenceau-who's who's a a. talented romancer That birds bird's not to be derided He Ile is surely sided many Statesman author soldier orator and dancer 1 WILD WOMEN er era a M sp Sims the admiral and Daniels J Like Jake lkc a pair of cock cocky spaniels Have been fighting oer o'er a bureaucratic bone Its a a- cinch our gallant Navy Got a a. a l t of wartime gravy Wha What's s the bt the purpose of this battle of th theirL their ir own vm L r i Pu Pugilistic fans fang are sneering Things of Dempsey not endearing It is charged he was a slacker jn In the war That's the worst of being famous When W we get g t a rep they blame us FO For f- f a r- r lot of things 1 n forgotten long be- be a fore forea Ji |