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Show jny liil Convenient Disability The chairman of the central committee was receiving reports from the country committors. 'Things never looked better for a clean sweep for the Republican ticket than they do this fall," reported re-ported one county Warwick. "It's dollars to doughnuts that we'll even ev-en elect the candidate for Judge of probate." "What makes that so important?" impor-tant?" the chairman asked. "Well, you see the Democrats put up a man who had only one arm several years ago and we've never been able to overcome the appeal of that empty sleeve. But he's our meat this time, boys. We Republicans have nominated a man who is paralyzed from his neck up!" |