Show IM I'M MAN AN SUCCESSFULLY i MANAGES 2 I I t I y S Yia Franl r laces A If w 1 R N I SAN FRANCISCO CISCO March One 20 wife to love A dIvorced wife to work for him And both taking turns with the housekeeping with nary a hall hair pulled or eye scratched tit ut Poets and prophets have hae said It couldn't be done But Frank Neubert 38 33 San Francisco Francis Francis- co contractor has not only done what most American husbands and wives declare declare de- de clare Impossible but he has at the same time solved many of the most perplexing problems of matrimony divorce di- di vorce and alimony He has successfully bisected the love triangle FACTS IN CASE Now all you wiseacres get out your notebooks and take down these facts to talk over with your neighbors Neubert Is reputed to have had haa at least three wives his latest mother mother- law In-law says five Each prettier than the last he maintains Isis His latest mate Is Sylvia Battenberg Neubert 17 plump brunette whom he married a short time ago Her predecessor Is Mrs Lillian Neubert Neu Neu- bert tall willowy blonde who secured a a. divorce on grounds of temperamental tal incompatibility Both have been meeting and associating associating asso- asso amicably together In the husbands husband's husbands husband's hus- hus bands band's home since his most recent marriage LILLIAN KEEPS HOUSE Lillian the wife ex-wife keeps house for Neubert during the daytime and ats atI at- at I tends s to much of her former husbands husband's business which he transacts at home I At 6 o'clock she leaves and Sylvia the girl bride s' s sto to her husband Prom clerical duties she sho performs I downtown They are alone until next morning when th the divorcee again aln ap- ap pears for the days day's work a and d home supervision Neubert says sa s 's Its It's a splendid arrange arrange- ment All Ali three ar are happy And the orbed green monster hasn't even batted batted bat bat- ted an eye WIFE EX-WIFE PLEASED It works out very well explained Mrs l Lillian Neubert the divorced one who gets 35 a month alimony Mr Ir Neubert Is not a millionaire If beside paying me alimony he had to hire a clerk and support his present wife too It would prove too much of a a. burden Underscore that Sylvia she continued Is a nice girl and I am glad clad to see them happy More underscoring I have experience In taking care of the business and so long S IIO-S he has to support me I ant ani glad to help along In Inthis inthis this way Mr 11 1 Neubert and I were legally separated separated sep sep- over a year ago he was freeto tree free to do as he chose and Im I'm glad to see him get such n. n nice girl as Sylvia Slvia Battenberg Bat Bat- tenberg for his new wife Theres nothing objectionable In our arrangement ARRANGEMENT ENT O. O K K And with that the courts agre agree the case caso having been carried to them by bythe bythe the mother of the latest bride who sought to have her marriage an annulled on grounds of youth Mrs Sylvia Neubert who had been held In the juvenile detention home for several days was welcomed back home by Mrs Lillian con Neubert-con- jugal affection and platonic regard running In smooth accord along this new course of true love So far jealousy doesn't seem to have found a corner of the triangle to hide in In nor norr the Grundies a a. single angle to attack |