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Show THE BULLETIN, BINGHAM CANYON. UTAH PEARL: COME HOME It was all my fault, Pearl. I admit I was surly and grumpy. No wonder that even the kida were scared of me. But everything's better now. I've found out that constipation caused by lack of bulk in my diet can be licked! Believe me, I advise others who suffer the same way to do what I did: just eat a bowlful of KELLOGG'SALL-tfONeveryda- y and drink plenty of water. They say it's America's most famous laxative cereal believe me, it sure gets my vote. Or make it up into muffins they taste grand too . . . Come home, dear, and find a bran new man wait-ing for you.1 That's me your ever-lovi-n' husband, JOE. Lawn Furniture Can Be Made at Very Low Cost 1 KE your porch, terrace or lawn an outdoor living room . . . turn your backyard into r picnic ground. You'll be agreeably surprised to see what fun dining out can be. Food takes on an added zest when flavored with the thrill of a picnic. 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The I ttM I American Standards Association, no less!... And II V this is the test that most tlostly approximates IJr g i6i$fj tbf mverdgt us you give batteries in your own III Ctfj( flashlight. Be bright tonight! Buy "Eveready"! Ill I Tha trada-msr- k "CTeraady" dlitingvlsbai prodoata vt I NATIONAL CARBON COMPANY, INC IIj . "If W M Eut 42nd 8trt. N.wjork If, N. T. HhGfO JII L-- MtT THE BRAVES HAVE WON 97 5 ;: AND THE COBS 89- - HOtV MANY )UP J OUT OF 1st PLACE ARE THE CUBS? '" ET'S SEE YOU 1 1 YOUR WAY OUTA THIS!" Practice Makes Perfect in a WHEN thk westbound train for a few minutes In a Nevada town, a traveler from the east got off to exercise by walking on the station platform. He had stopped to talk to an elderly citi-zen of the town when, presenting a rather striking picture, a shapely young brunette galloped by on a palomino horse. "Some class to your local gals," said the admiring traveler. "She ain't a native," was the re-ply. "She's an easterner heiress that's out here for a second time gettin' a divorce." "But she rides a horse so well. . ." "She learned to ridt on her first trip out here," the westerner ex-plained. "Now she's learnln' to rope. Yes, sir, if she don't lose her figger or her fortune like she keeps imagin' she' losin' her heart, looks like she'll be one of the best danged toft Pl-I-- rodeo performers In the country." - saaa gg--v 0. sa RECKLESS DRIVER Judge: You're a menace to pe-- . destrains. No more driving for two years." Defendant: "But, Your Honor, my living depends on it" Judge: "Quite true, but so does theirs." I'QgGIE By Margarita 5. fe"HEvtIFISHNi (SO LATE? YOU All fDONT YOU KNOW 1 1 WELL SEEMS TO VI C 11 iJ SH0UL0 ave c7 e early B1RD P ( - being early ' )3Jfc m STARTED EARLY JVf) CATCHES THE ) GOT THAT WORM IHrJ S JEFF By Bud Fiiher T THINK IPUT THREE DROPS IN A) THE LITTLE BOOB WBUT I SUPPOSE ID 1 IT FXsTL lEDS0ME GALLON OF WATERpV IS ALWAYS WENTIN' BETTER TRY IT 50 fE X ff WFFTO C AN'WATER YDUR t SOMETHING THATS NO I DON T HURT HIS S A Far k ftfi V GARDEN WITH jr ' GOODIr-- rf s, FEELINGS --A Vr wfr g rrrr ' owTj jvl A BOOMERANG An efficency expert went In to see the boss about his vaca-tion. He came out with a hang-dog expression on his face. Asked what was wrong, he re-plied: "I only got one week. The boss says I'm so efficient I can have as much fun in one week as other people have In two." Poor Service After several hours' fishing, Patty suddenly threw her fishing pole into the bottom of the boat and ex-claimed, "I quit!" "Why, Patty, what's the matter?" asked her mother "Well. Mother," she answered, "I just can't seem to get waited on." I By Arthur Pointer A HELPING HAND The Jockey married a woman at least twice his weight. After the ceremony, he asked some of the guests to drop over to his flat. The best man looked doubt-ful "Thanks, Sammy," he said, "but, after all, it's kind of late. Maybe your wife wouldn't approve of com-pany at this hour." The jockey shrugged. "Oh, I don't expect you chaps to stay long," he explained. "All I want is for you to help me carry the bride over the threshold." AR FELLERS Br G"Byrnes 5SiN' Skates I nopeO ; THA'S TH' oneV VAk filfeCaS? , J OlJND A OAY isjjl m ( THIK& TO DO IN THIS IW g (p' cgs " Self-Mad- e Man A politician said to Horace Gree-ley one day: "I am a self-mad- e man." "That, sir," replied Greeley, "relieves the Almighty of a ter-rible responsibility." Boost In Salary "Why, Mary, you are breaking more crockery than your wages amount to! What can we do about it?" "I don't know, ma'am. Maybe you'd better raise my wages." ill By Len Klei 'toSr ' ( OUT THERE. I HAVE J0? ff THIS NASTVJ . V SOMETHING? S . Of Stuff V L i AWFUL TO )" 'W'la 0 ' jS 9 ti'pi p Marital Venture Young Man: "Sir, I wish to mar-ry your daughter and have a large family." Oldster: "If you marry my daughter you'll have a large fam-ilythere are eight of us." |
