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Show Mthere itm "- '.i ORAWINO THI LINK. An actr.M who had retired from th tav and bouvht A llttla houaw In tha country decided to start a chicken farm. Aecordlnflr. actln on the principle prin-ciple that all t.1 bualnesee have amall beclnnlhca, ahe bought a hen and A mtin or thirteen er. Aa ahe had no knowledse of poui-' try at ail. she wrote te m poultry journal eeklnf how kntj tbe mm tern would take to hatch out The paper replied: "Three weeks for chickens and four for ducke." Horn, weeks later she wrote a rale to the paper: "Many thanks for your adnee. However, at the end of three weeks there were no more chickens hatched out and. as I did not want ducks, I took the hen off." Poultryw Journal , ' - - . SAV IT WITH MELODY. "Our Earnest" "Are Tou Playln Fair?" Too are away down there "In Tama. while I am on the "Oln X3ln Oinny Shore." It was "In Roeetlme Wnen W . Said Ooodbye" back there In "Ohio." "Oh. Lovable Eyes," on this Mys- .1 Wl.kt" f thai mMaKmv LM Who TbA BM ThAtXXlte-t Over You." I often hav. a dream of your "Smllee" and wonder ir you could -be happy with me In a "Jungle Bun-a"Slow" Bun-a"Slow" underneath a "Hindu Moon.'1' ' "My Sua Ood." Td Rather Loved Tou and Vomt Tou Than Never Havs lM Tou at All." 'Don't Fors-et." you promised "Over the Radiophone' to be "My Buddy." Do you ever see -""Oeorwette.' "Oenerleve." "Mary O'Rrten," "The Sneak." "Anrel Child" or The Danclnff Fool"? We aU seem ta -Toddle A lent." aom. to "Chleafo. some to "Call- I fornla," soms to the "utile Hlfh-I Hlfh-I way," other, to "Argentina" or "Bamboo Bay, Some have even gone "Down Virginia Way." while "Borne Day" I hope to get back to "Hwret Indiana Home" The other night at a dance, while I waa "Stumbling" with some fellow, fel-low, I had to tell him to "Keep Off My Shore." He sure waa an "At-gravntin' "At-gravntin' Papa." Well, I mu.t stop, as It is "Three o'Clock In ths Morning." "Toot, Tool. Tootste. Ooo' Bye." TENEMENT ROSK." THE WAY PATHS R TOOK IT. "How did my father take KT she asked. "He took ft Tory wen," lis replied In a somewhat llatleaa tone. X "Oh, I'm so tied, Oeorge!" eh-K cried delightedly, while her face lit up. "Are vou r answered Oeonjrt gloomily. "Well. I oan't say that 1 am. dear..' At- first your father wouldn't listen to ana" "But, darling," aald tha girt, "didn't you tell hla that you had t2too in the bank, aa J told you tor , "Tea. I did after all alas failed. "And -what did he do. thenT'X Jo?" echoed the young man, "Do? Why. he borrowed UI" Philadelphia Phil-adelphia Bulletin. |