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Show y StrawdVry In a news picture at a local show house a scene of destmc-tion destmc-tion wrought by the elements . - was heralded by the announcement announce-ment that "the thunder split the air 'and the lightning crashed." The city editor, who happened to be awake, rubbed his eyes and remarked that it was interesting, if true. '' Abba: Being a union man spoils Jones' tennis playing. The dub who always asks the obvious question so Abba ran crack the joke: How , comet S Abba: Well, ererytime the ' umpire-caHs'Thir'icore "five-' thirty." Jones thinks it's time to quit. On the Courts Hersaftar, down at BonnavIHa park, according to a reaolution Just adopted by Constant Admlrera of Biff, Inquiries about tha score. Instead ftf belns couch In the phrase. "What Is the score?" will he changed to "What la tha two-score?" two-score?" Now that dancing with one's wifs has become a crime, it becomes be-comes more than ever an act of heroism. SADIE THE SIREN. Chapter 1923. (WHAT HAH OONE BEFORE: Kadi and her little sans of bin game hunters have been captured by cannibals under the leadership of Rudolph Hassenpfeffer. the villain. vil-lain. The cannibals have placed all of the brave animal huntera on the menu and a a-ond. time is promised to ell NOW. CO ON WITH THR STORY.) The cannibals placed Sadie on the back of a camel to take her t.i the rannlhal kitchen. ' rtaaylna; back and forth on tha rmnrl made riatlla arasirk. Fha tiad had euitard puddlnc for br kfaat but whrn sha got seasick sea-sick It took all th starch out of her. tt was the only time In her life that Barilr ever gave np. But do not think fliat Sadie waa afraid. - She waa constantly considering con-sidering soma plan to eacape. "You bad men of the Jungle." ah cputtered In a high voire, although al-though ahe felt rather low: "Don't Vyou know that If you do not let ua go Santy Claus won't bring you j anv preaenta for Chrlatmas?" " "Hell." spake Boola. the cannibal canni-bal chief; VTher ain't no Santa Claus." This remark seemed to aettla tha matter. But the aituation waa becoming be-coming eerloun. Kven that big whale of a Hlr Fat atarted to hluhber. lYOrns FOR NICK CLEAN". THRILLINtl "STORIES OK ADVENTl'HB TO BE CON-TINt'KD CON-TINt'KD TOMORROW. THE NEXT UAV AND FOREVER.) |