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Show i2pl; 1 Our opinion of. th MleeourUn' who has worn 4 pair of pnta tor , twenty-fir ysarg Is that ha stands up too much. ' ,' At IT USUALLY HAPPENS Kh told m aha eould never-marry never-marry a man who amoked 4 pip. , It waa ao -amaUy." ' ., ' ' Sh. told m. aha eould never marry a man who liked pie. Bh i " thought Plea "or "drsadful ;.. thlnge. ' - Hhe told ma aha eould never marry 4 man who didn't wear tailor-made clothea and carry 4 walking etiek on Sunday. Bha told ma the man oho mar- ' Had muat hava money, know how V to danoa nicely and he rood y looking. ' - Bha married 4 man wha nevsc amokea anything but 4 pipe and ha haa pipe In all of hie pockets . and amokea all oyer the house. There la nothing In the world he llkea to eat better than pla. Ha aata half 4 one 4t 4 meaL He J never wore 4 tallor-mada suit In J hla life and money couldn't hlro f mm w rarry a walking 'li-e" Sunday or any other day. He has no money except hla weakly pay envelope, and he knowa nothing at all about dancing and thtnka It's a waata of time. He la etrong and healthy, but not at all good looking. . They hare been married several weeks now and every time I meet her aha haa that euffueed look In her eyea. or whatever you call It. and aha say to me: "On. Bill, you Just don't know how happy I am! Tom la Just perflckly wonderful!" William Ban ford la judge. - "WHEN A "ELLER NEEDS A FRIEND." .. Stands aha there and gaily chatters Of refreshmsnts built Tor two. Wonders he. with two lead nickels. How to bluff the evening through. WHEN THE MOONSHINES. A fool there was and ha loved hla brew, even aa you and I. Bald he with glee, "Ha, 4 new recipe I II purely have to try I" Bo be got eome hops and the rest of the propa and started In to brew; but th etuff got thick and It had no kick, but It mad 4 great ahampoo. |