Show I MANS LITTLE WAYS 11 Ily the tho AlINDA had M bren postmistress o ot of Squabble Squabbletown town own 32 presidential t ot of The most moot thirsty patriot ot of either par part party t ty had noyer noer moved to disturb her In siOn even ven though she declined to moist n ntH and allx lint now Cronkhite was waB well strIcken In Inear years ear The Tho closing act or of her to procure time appoIntment of It her daughter as postmistress In her place Then ere ero she resigned herself herselt to top p peaceful old womanhood and raising chickens the veteran officeholder called her daughter aughter and said laid My I child lie I should tell you OU how to keep your our office till death or marriage tIo do you oU part from It Ob yon tour four men man approaching They will get no mall but see iee you to It that they get the sympathetic feminine ap so precious to the tho manly heart hart First corneR Joram sour lour and ond crank cranky called JolI Jolly Joram be because because cause he was never known to smilE Through h the Imperceptible lion ot of gentle hints give gle him to un Understand that you OU know he bears with withIn In his breast the hIdden sorrow of at be beIng being Ing misunderstood that behind his cross grained old manner lie liethe liethe the sweetest land end the heart compatible man I soul So shall you OU will his hili support for tor aYe Professor Dorch It a bore bOrt with n a mania for tor lec lecturing turing and reading poetry p elt to his ae ac bore so o frightful that when he rises to the multitude men flee liS as from death duth Oil on Il a pale horse Sn Say to him we shall be 00 glad to have hae him come tonight and rend read to us In his most fiery dramatic manner his essa essay on the true difference between the eth ethnology and the of at the and the So be yours ours till death Behold next the tho third toting dill zen Deacon Grumpy Grump Gridley You can cannot cannot not praise him for tor his good looks rood good manners good clothes or literary gen genIus bus Ius lie Ill has hns none of at these and he knows It lie Ill Is obstinate beyond de description e and his pride In himself Is that lie be cannot be nattered Ask him himIn I In my daughter what he thinks ot of thE Fire Eating In stock ns as nn an investment In I vestment for tor the small savings or of lone women who have not a mans strong I Iann ann or brain to depend upon either for tor I support or advice Say to him you OU i know lima his experience as well nil as his un unerring erring natural shrewdness s and his sur power or of reasoning will enable him to give gle us precisely time the counsel we I need Say Aay that In the thc next nominating I you ou trust the Squabbletown l citizen who Is a nat natural leader of at men I will get git just recognition He wants to togo so go to the state senate worse than het ht I Wants Ints to go to paradise and that will fetch tetch him lie He will happily happl himself all th Wl tray home and some ot of these te fe felicitous thought waves aes will be sure lIure to vibrate as 1111 tar far as this postoffice and you ou Last of at all In the gatherIng gloam gloamIng Ing In the vista beyond the grocery advances one more Wil WIIlIam slam lIam Jones t not alone Is III he Ills Wife I beside him him liS as ever H lie is III not I beautiful or wise or magnetic yet ct his hili wire wife deems deem him all three therefore Is fe I ale wildly jealous and never neer allows allow him to leave her lie He has not the tho qualities or at p great leader neither corn com tI rOII foresight ht nor hindsight and hI he hII tl would not care IUt A straw for tur them It he I had One thing In life lite he does carl care for tor MII Jones Intimate lady Indy friends aver nver her to be the poorest cook and the tho laziest woman In Squabble Squabbletown town I child be up and doing In him and ancl Mrs Janes to din dinner nor on em Spare neither pains nor ex cx pence to Jones SOl See to It that the cranberry sauce Is without skins skin to rake the Jones palate Watch that the turkey be brown and tender have a dash or of costly brandy not too taint faint In this voters after dinner coffee So shall holl you ou grapple time the Jones to your four coal with hooks of at steel l 1 gat man alive can 1 be e flattered 1 Ir b a woman I Lay you oU It on thick Chortle 8 sweetly eo II Praise each one OM not so IWI much for tor time the good tOOl qualities ht he manifests as al for tor those lie most desires de sires to or of So shall you hold n a long In the land the tl fay timers have given you ou May MIlY you be hap lm II |