Salt Lake Telegram | 1917-06-04 | Page 4 | [Untitled]

,M AN OFFICE bey. ' ' . , 1 . c l j CAME RUSHING in. ALL OUT of b'th. I ' AND HE said) i ; . e e J ; "DIDJA GET th' story. . ... ABOUT TH' sxidsntr 1 ; ... "WHAT ABOUTT" ..see I . A6KE0 THE City Editor. ! ... ( FOR IT wss Indeed he. . . . e i THE BOY ssidt - - - 1 "ABOUT THE bomb." j ... AND THE City Editor saidi ' . ... -"WHAT BOMBT Whsref Hewr J i e e . f AND THE kid replied! , "I SAID a bum. HE FELL offn s ehslr. ... IN A saloon." e e e : AND PRETTY seen. ... : A FELLOW esme in. ... ' AND HE ssid te me. e e e HE SAIDi a" e e e ; "I SAW a submarine. ... t IN THE Jsrdsn river. ... ; YESTERDAY. e e e - YES." HE ssld. . e e "MY BOY wss wearing. ' j ... HIS BROTHER'S marine suit. . . - Z AND THAT mskss him. . . e A SUB marine. e e AND THE man laughed disauatsdly. ... ' AND WENT swsy from there. e . e , AND I wn petting madder. AND MADDER. . ...... . . BUT AFTER swhils. ... OUR TELEPHONE operator. .... CAME STROLLING by. ... AND MADE the remark. ' ... THAT HER ti.alth wasn't as good. .... THIS YEAR. ' e AS IT aught te be. ... SHE SAID she was everexslted. ... OR 'SOMETHING. - - - AND SHE remsrked . ... THAT IT was on acrount of the war. ... AND I said) "WhyT" .' . e. a - ' AND 8HE aaidi . . e I GUESS It's Toe-tonic!" e AND I kept getting madder. ... AND MADDER. I . . e AND A fellow came in. . .. e AND SADLY eaid: ... "DID YOU see the ousrds. ... AROUND THE library?" ... AND I ssidi "No. . . s WHAT ARK they guarding. ... THE LIBRARY fOP?" . . e AND HE ssid: . . e "THEY FOUND dynsmite. ... IN THE dletlensry." ... AND THAT Is hew it csmo. ... MY TYPEWRITER is broken. AS WELL as tha head. ... OF THAT printer. . e I THANK yeu. '