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Show .ifcrS' E Z ". BY Kayem Grier THE KICK ATORIUM j Misinformash for Men and Women Who Are Look a for Trouble. ' 1 " ' Dees department eea open for lumily rows. nelfEhlHirhooil quarrvla, mis- Understands and sjeneral fiichtH. Qu.miions weel l-m answered how we like.) when we like and way we feel bout eet. Anvtin you donta know unta j aaka me. mtestions'"are limit to tree bricks, two clubs and one bomb. Kef pu Ilka persunul answer coma up and fight. j TH-ar I'letro: You seem to hav I SttchahT" locurate tcraonat Jinnwtedae ! of so many thlnpn. I wish you would i tell me what a cootie is. , sincerely yourn, WILL I CETTKM. Wot for you tink I gotta idees bouts da coot? I catch a da flu bug, little pox. barber's scratch and bumiago pain aen my back-but back-but I no catena da coot. I getta vaccinash against da coot een bathtub every Saturday night. But my frten Jim, wnosa etoppa da war weeth General PeesH, says da coot eee lika Bolsheveek keepa right on ra 1 sen el weeth fight after peace eee declared. . But Jim tells me heee gotta great a idea for getta rid of noes He say when bunch of rookie join a hees re g ment ho mak them prep-osish prep-osish for trada them two leetle ones foe' beeg one. And rookies, ho ssy, tink they gotta greata bargain till leetla anes grow up. But Jim oes sure smarts guy. Dear rietro; I 01 k reat admirer of little Irlnoe t'tah, the baby ele-.phant ele-.phant at Liberty park. Can you tell me what he does wien ho wants a tinnlt? Yvurs truly. MISS F.LLA f'HAXT. I dunno bout deesa one oef I can sncwer. I watcha dees leetla cuss las week and ho leek a bka same . tng an both ends. Sometima ha go need weeth low gear and some- I time ho backa up weeth reverao. j I tink one end oes relssh to othe j end me b be twins. I dunno. Ienr Pietro: 1 notice Mina Kayo puhlifihes neveral receipts In her column col-umn for maktnir things. the fell dtwn on this one. I' lease tell two how I ran make fluotf between now anj nald-nicht. nald-nicht. Hopefully yours. ol'TOF DOCOFf. Here's soma few. suggest. Starts tax and a cab beesnesa. runna j sugar company, getta job - as j plumber or autmobeol fee nee, or starts Karfax and public utilities commish and preety soon you gotta 1 whoalo street a car company. t Dear rietro: Is City Detective rVrt j ie(cer any relation to a policeman : ' Fearfully yours. A. VACHAXT. j No relssh hoess c boost works i there stesdy. 1 - i Dear Pietro: I am addicted to swearinK and have tried to break myself my-self of the habit, but find It difficult. What can I do about It? . 1 ain something awful, HOWE I. CV8S. Mebbe oof you try walka ta work sometime yeu no gotta something j for swear at. Wot streets carlme you leevs on? ' I. no vetta ver mooch money fori runs dees Kickatorium, lAt X nava lot of fun. j Wot you ti&akS j |