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Show SPeanut Pietro I ' By Kayein GrtF.r :Or. Betty, Stata healthy commish, Capeetol bUg. Dear Dr. Commish: I dunno cef you lika dees suggest or no, but you're gonna get cet choost same anyway. I.onga time go I reada someplace bout greata man, St. Patrick, whoe gotta up gainst almost same ting with snakes een Ireland lika you are weeth flu bugs een Salt Lake. Dees snakes gotta so many een family that so fast people killa them 'they come back choost; lika two cats weeth eighteen lives. j Everybody try someting for getta rid but heesa no use. Vaccinal Vac-cinal ani dog-muzzle mask heesa no good then, either, so everybody every-body stoppa drink. Hut decs was useless too. People tinda snakes wlieii. sober choost same as weeth snoot full. I dunno eef schools stop and shows closa up for dees snakenza lika weeth flu bug enza. Hut I reada where dees snakes preety near putta Ireland on bum for good before St. Patrick got een town. Then weeth choost one leetle order heesa run whole snaka family een ocean. ( Now I dunno wot kinda receipt he usa, but I hava been tink for several days eef ou could usa same stunt weeth flu bug you maka great hit weeth me and few more important people. . You know, doc, I lika you and doc Paul choost lika coople sisters and lika to see you do well, but you know even weeth greata world. war heesa queet sometime. And I sticka up for you dees morning. One man tella me flu hees gotta worse, but I tella heem i tlu ees alieattyed now. j Hopa that sometime when you no gotta someting else to do you taka close tip lid otf Salt Lake before coople years more, lam, Plulv yours, .. " j Wot yo-i tink? PIETRO. j |