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Show 2iileMilt4 Went Easy Jasper Gracious, I'm awfully hungry. Joan-What did you have for dinner? Jasper Company 1 Take It or Leave It! "Which platform for the Boston train?" the old lady asked the porter. "Turn left und you'll be right," he answered cheerfully. "Don't he impertinent." she replied. "Oh, very well, then," retorted the Excusable Jasper Goodness gracious, I've done something terrible! Jerry-What? Jasper I mistook Joan's hat tot a sandwich and put mustard inside! in-side! The class had had a lesson on Eskimos, and were asked to write an account of it. One bright youngster young-ster began: "The Eskimos are God's frozen people." porter. "Turn right and be, left. Sam's Problem When Sam was asked how he budgeted his income, he replied: "Oh, about 40 per cent for food, 30 per cent for accommodation, 30 per cent for clothing, and 20 per cent for amusement and incidentals." inciden-tals." "But that makes 120 per cent. "Don't I know it!" agreed Sam, with a groan. |