Salt Lake Telegram | 1904-06-02 | Page 4 | Just a Strip of Jokes to Make Your Day Merrier

. JUST A STRIP OF JOKES TO MAKE YOUR DAY MERRIER. ) j advise you to bet on the fisrr sister has been monkeying with on the family record page." . tet. '"tkat you have female train robbers , In this bloomln' country." , "Some one has been stringing you," re- , 1 piled the native. American. "All the sleep- , Ing car porters are men." , POUTE. Detroit Free Vress. Mis' Lee-Is yo' daughter's beau a gen. lemunT Mis' Moppln On' lemunT Dat man Is a sho' 'nough puff.ch gen'lemun; dat man . nevah shows his face In dla house wldout Candy or a bucket o' ice cream. THE FRESHEST YET. Philadelphia Ledger. "This order of poached eggs on tosrt doesn't look very nice." said the cranky uet. "Are you sure the eggs were fresh laid?" "Sure,' replied the waiter, "they were laid right on the toast." , THE "HUNCH" TEBROR. ! Washington Star. i "I'm . awfully worried about fcharlia," eid young Mrs. Torklns. "He dreams i almost every night." i "You're not' so superstitious as to attach at-tach any Importance to dreams, are you?" "I'm not superstitious. But Charlie has a way of dreaming of race horses and the consequences are sometimes quits serious, i NOT A. SATS EXT. Chicago News. "Tes, my. boy." sstd the parson during a call, aa he laid his hand en the family Bible, "every word In this book Is true. "Well I know the words are true," re-Jolsed re-Jolsed the. wise youngster, "but I wouldn't .4 . ' HAD BEEN MISINFORMED. Chicago News. . "They teU me," said the English tour-i tour-i .