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Show Only That Father What reason have you for wanting to marry my daughter? daugh-ter? Suitor No reason at all, sir. I'm in love with her. In Bad Spot "Prisoner," said the judge, "if you tell a lie under oath, do you know what will happen?" Prisoner Yes, sir, judge, I don't go to heaven. judge And if you tell the truth? Prisoner go to jail. Safe Worried What are my chances of recovery, doctor? Doc One hundred per cent. Nine out of ten die, but you're my tenth patient. The other nine died. |