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Show It may have been a mere coincidence, but it seems always to happen that Grover Cleveland goes fishing just when William J. Bryau makes some startling announcement at a banquet. Grover is now catching tarpon in Floridawith his ear to the ground to cath a longed-for whjsper. But w"ill it come? Are there no Democrats but Grover? Must the Stuffed Prophet of Buzzard's Bay be put up again to have the stuffing knocked out of him? When Auditor Reiser asked for the creation of the office of deputy auditor it must have been with the idea in view that Fernstrom, Cottrell and Eard-ley Eard-ley needed his services before the Senate committee which is considering the Commercial club's waterworks water-works bill. ',M'SBBSSSBBSBSSBSSBSBBSSSSBBaBBBB Chief Faul has made money as a livery stable keeper and he proves that he has good business sense in returning to that occupation. Personally Mr. Paul is a clever gentleman, but as a iolice Chief he could give even Foxy Quiller cards and spades and carry off the honors. IMMW,?,lM''MaaM"sSSBssswBBSSsssSsss Cole Younger, the pardoned bandit, will ran a wild west show. The successful stage careers of our fair -murderesses and divorced women no doubt gave this former "bad'' man his pointer. If the value of a State legislator is to be determined deter-mined by the number of bills he introduces, the members of the Utah Assembly are entitled to an increase in salary. Perhaps the legislators are piling up that mountain moun-tain of bills in the hope that an extra session mav be neces:ary to relieve the congestion. The new Chief of Police should be an expert thief -taker, but he should also be a man whose career ca-reer is without a blemish. And by the way can't some of our Democratic contemporaries identify this Judge Tarker, who is mentioned by Mr. Bryan as Presidential timber? And what has become of "Coin" Harvey? Will Mr. Bryan permit this true blue Democrat to vegetate vege-tate in the fields of forgetfulness? SSMBSSSBBSSSSBSBSSSSSSSSSBBSBS1SSSSMS BSS1 SSTSSSSSSSSSSSBBSSaSSSSSSaSSSSSSBB "Willie" Hearst's Presidential boom has not yet reached the stage where it is large enough to be punctured. ' And mark it down that at this point Foxy Quiller Taul took to the- tall timber. . |