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Show HOW GOOD METHODS WOEK. John,1 Jngli. the1 crop expert f Minneapolis, Minneap-olis, whose crop forecasts hare gsined world- fame for their amasing accuracy, bad been "describing to a reporter acme of hia fore-caaMsg fore-caaMsg methods. - - ' ' ' , "Ton sea." he ended, laughing, ' these forecasts don't aeem so remarksble when yoo onca know how to set about, making thm. - The result, no doubt, i wonderful enoush, yet the method of obtaining it is simDle. "ewniile methods give alwaya the best r-' r-' sulfa. You know the story of the parlor maid and the two young men! - "Well a certain cleer parlor maid harried har-ried to her young lady one evening and taid breathlessly: . . " 'Oh. Mia Tanny. both them young geata you era angaged to has called, and they in th parlor together, and aomebow- they've - found out you ve been false to each, and it looks to me aa if there's going to be some terrible trouble.' What shall I dot What shall. I dot Was Fanny moaned, aa her powder puff Iropped from her nerveless fingers. 'I'll fix it. said the clever maid, after i moment of deep thought. -1)11 go- and say rou're crying your eyes out because your sa has lost all hia money. Then you can ' seep tha on that eteys.' T,Good. good!" Misa Fanny cried. "The maid withdrew. Some minuses passed. . Then she . returned with . a scsred ' Woe. - "'Both gents ia gone. she said." Kan- - is City Journal. . |