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Show I7w .r THE RUtAIYAT OP A FLIVVER. (With polorl to th Tent Mkr.' Ouch! for th bump that do )nfet th t road , j Bern but vr to inrre lh o. ; It In the fllwer owner lot to bear, When weary floh but crave a Murrla chlr. Just a the last twin alx went whla; . ainit by, I heard a voice within the tonneay cry : "On aide, thrre "road louae," let mm ; auto paaa! .. That thlna; could float were theft . but dew upon the areas." I vn ' A cushion off the seat Beneath eV 1 bouirh, . A pint of corn, A picnic lunch, ana , thou J, Beside me reading A Police Oaiette. Ah, Henry, thou Are doubly bli 1 1 enow! V, XL.H. .:, I Some lonir for shock-absorbing sprints, j, and still Others slith for the speed that rive A . ,, thrill. . S Let's take our Ford and let the-Packarda the-Packarda no; For all the speed, we'll catch "em on the hill. . R. M. M. When a man is called upon to paw the price of his folly, he feels like ask- . Ing- for A rebate. Ikey and Isxv were separating aftaB an evening together when lkey said: "Au revoir." ; "Vafa datT" asked Imv. 'Dafs 'goodbye' In hYencll. "Veil." said lny. "carbolic add." "Vat's dut?" asked Ikty, "Dai's "goodbye' In sny language." OR A LIVE WIRE. "He's an amateur Wlson. His house Is full of home made electrical devlcea." "A regular electric fan, eh?" A skull hmt an Inch thick found to Arizona will h sent to Washington. ' That's not h Ins; new, though; most of them are. 1 MWhy Is It that you have never mar- j rled. 8am?" asked the white woman of ' the shift lews colored man who did odd 1 jtba for hr. "Won't any of the girls huve you?" ; "Oh. yes'm, they'd have me all right, replied 8am. "But It's this-a-way. When I feels like a-ettln' marred, I ain't g-ot no $2 for license. And when I haa 92 1 feels too right to get' married." mar-ried." t Best results are always obtained by yielding- the ris;ht of way to a railroad rail-road train, a streetcar or heavy truck. A little bov who hears his father dictating; a loiter to his stenoip-apher was about sight when he asked his mother if hie papa could not write himself, and had to tell ths-youns; lady to do it for him. V - The man h- -frtit ! had hmm rmaS ' bic: advantage. It's hard for him to Vl get far Into debt. j 11 |