Salt Lake Telegram | 1922-06-07 | Page 8 | Maxims of a Modern Maid

Maxims of a Modern Maid i enpyrlght. 1'.C2 I New York Kvnlng World . I.y l'rei I'lilillnhlnn "o. Thi-ro will to no -ii,ility bi-lwen ihe iinlll It In Just ax lmalhli fnr tt woman lo rinirnilitr th n inio of I hi- firt h"y who klnH,l her It 1 for a man lo remember tho numii of the flmt k""1 lie Miooil. Only tho nonllali n make their hemlnen Ty effectively. " The woman In real life who tries to tiiaks her yen liMik "like .In n, he. I blue vlol. t." uauully lu-eeeila In liuklnu; her none lo.k like a lr. ni heil red trnb rry Tli Kreedlly inipemiou.'. lover remlndit one of a ne.iul fluhins. He 1 In mull a hurry that he K"lh!rD hln inotlona whole, or drops them before he ha.H :i ehancu lo know th.ir trtie flaor. When a "tranter ealli a mulTli-d woman "Mi" ahe la d! ide.t between Klee that he may think her attll In tho tnatrimontu! running 11 ij Klmiin that he may put her iimon the ulao ram. YoiltiR loera (l-Mibtli-Ma are anions; the olijertora to dayliifht aivlni;. Tti Konieo and Juliet-, one hour of nu.olilit.-ht la wirlh twenty-four of davllKhtl Home ia a atly oi eret Imated apot : an noiay aa a fl.it-wheel atreetrar. as uncomfortable u.s tlt:ht alloes. im expenal-e aa a chorus irirl. It muat be ao nice to he a man. Ho never apenda any time worrying about what Home tilrl thinks of him; he la Interested If at all In what 11K Ihlnka of IIKK! Sometimes, when a man has followed st I'aul'a advice and marries lest a worae thlntr befall ha finds It couldn't poasibly: 'outni;e Is the ability to answer, when a mati says, "l!ut I bore you" lo answer, tliwi, promptly and brutally, "You do!"