Show NING MARCH 18 Were I Ig O g 11 1 GOLDEN START The Tho man and the bride were were- the fifty fItly or so men and brides Ing ng their turns il the a In n tho the building Im ha half a dollar short sal salman salman man to the city official who j ore reel I Ithe the 2 fee I 1 do dor j Sorry I 1 cant can't help you out bu was tho the answer but the permit any rate cutting You'll to lo get the money somehow M MAn An hour later the man and his hIs hIs- were back They had you get it inquire r city officer Borrow from friel Naw answered the We didn't know nobody to to to bj ty J from so 80 we went out and hocko wedding ring Exchange 1 I i OR WHO'S WHO j I The man whose answer to the son questionnaire was graded gradd must certainly know watts tie w w. II Life Ml A TRICK OF THE TRA TRADE i Bishop Collins Denny said in InT a adress I Idress dress in Richmond r rI I heard a story the oth other r da day hits a good many preachers seems that the janitor of a fashio church was showing his wife flu the edifice At the end of thel theiS tion he said to her 31 Would you like to hear heS preach 41 Go on You cant can't preach objected M Cant I T though l' l said theja and he went up Into the pulpit ranted and roared and raged a twenty minutes or more abou vile vUe sins committed daily D by heathen In Equatorial l Africa Then when he lie finished he heas heas hel helas as he came down wiping his hiso J o I There how was that for formen forfa mon men tori It was was mighty fine said his But you told all about the si Ii the natives away of off In Africa AfrIca- never a word about the folks right here at home a The janitor chuckled 3 Ha Ha he said I kno tricks of preach In too wen well for tor t I Pittsburg Leader HIS PLANS WERE LAID Mother mournfully My Charlie what would you do it if I paced to die Little Charlie eagerly ly Id I'd e C the sugar WE KNEW THE An Incident that Sir leton always repeated with glee the reply one o of the Irish mei mei made to him when Shackleton Can you imagine the tent of those vast o Arctic snow snow fi tu Yes replied the Irish had the same samo th thel I appeared In public we wear dress shirt London London Opinion on c I Ic TOUGH ON CONGRESS The people hav have become become so WiS wl Impossible to tax them without tj knowing it That is s one big Buffalo trou congress Buff Buffalo Enquirer V 11 UNBREAKABLE II U Said tho the tramp at the kitchen you give me a bit t lady I 1 was born unlucky J Well your luck is la holding came the reply as the door door- b shut Life REDUNDANT Someone has written a new logue for the students of ot North university The second commandment Dont swear in public unless ss over Just si six words too many ton Transcript man 1 Peggy Joyce says the next ma marries will be poor Before for taking takingS Peg Peg Nashville Tennes Tenness Cleanliness may be next to toon toon foe on one side but it is next t to Ini mi ble oz on the other St. other St St. Joseph Press A Chicago judge says Its It's impossible for the poor to get In the courts nowadays And th refuse to take It It so where d doe e go Richmond 7 TImes Times LEARNING THE DEPTA DEPT DEPTA DEPTH DEPT A naval recruit was What water have you got the officer of the watch There was no reply Come out of that yelled th Ill show you ou how to hea lead hie But just as he got the lead swing ho lie fell overboard At tha ment tho the captain appeared What sounding ho he asked I dunno said the recruit I i f r has Just gone overboard and he hasn't come up yet etl yeti j J burg Chronicle mm BRIGHTNESS IN SCHO SCHOOL SCHOOLTeacher T Teacher acher What were ere th the W WAges Ages Bright pupil The age before were inv invented A SORRY MISTAKE Joseph Levenson head o. o of of Yorks York's moving picture censorship at luncheon a f i The movies do a lot of gOOd they d do harm too sometimes of ot the love affairs the they break break 0 Its all over a a. young oung mang mangone one day Its all over now Mabel and me M 1 Sorry to hear that old chap chapa a a. second young man What Wha the split may may- mayI I ask I took Mabel to the movI night and she said that of the serial called The T Pa a aDeath Death was a beautiful girl Well 1 Well I agreed with he her change AT LEAST He lIe I hear in that new Shaws Shaw's a girl comes out of f a a. with nothing on 4 She Well She Well I should think she have haven a little yoke on Life |