Show I THE t i r BUGLE r The L Leading ding Paper of the County Bustling Bright Brig Bright h t Breezy Breezy- Be Bellicose B n I In g HOTT ITon doth loth tb the buS my little bf be Improve each ucb boutE tour tourET bout bout- E ET gathering honey boner all alt the he d day from er rj flout flour lour nit t ad lurn lo to I cb art m th the country If Jt you OU t t. t teller In cornand tome corn and nd tee ste us' us ro for further Information call can on oner r er r address the Ui I i I We Ve have been a good cal eal put to I it for a to write a editorial I about for this issue of 01 Ute the Bugle and as the time near for the paper to go to press we couldn't seem to think of nothing to write about for a editorial and as a are are- re result suIt sult we wc had almost that we wouldn't write about anything when we happened to think i why wouldn't From Prom the Cradle to the Grave in Bingville Bing be a good for a editorial This w was s so full of human in interest interest interest in- in terest that as soon as we of it we we would write a edit editorial rial about same so here goes There is seven ages in the thc life of every every Bingville citizen which we will take up tip one olle by one and con- con I sider The fhe fir first t is BIRTH BIRTH has to be Domed sometime or other Every citizen of Bingville who is alive at this writing a awas was a baby and was bruna g into the world like as not lot by Doc Livermore without without his or consent He lIe had colick and had to cut his teeth and hol hol- hollered hollered and and kep his fond I parents up at mites for several months Next comes CHILDHOOD Later comes childhood when the baby becomes a ho boy unless it was a girl to start with and wears his first pair of pants and gets into all sorts of devilment and gits Bits took out into the woodshed by his mother and tanned on the bosom boom of his first pair of pants until the bosom of the thc pants needs to be patched Childhood is a very painful stage of Ii life fe K Next ext is YS When the thebo bo boy goes to school and gets knoll edge and finds finds out how to read and write and cipher and do s sums ms and make bent pins for or the teacher to set down on and throws paper wads arid and shoots beans through a bean shooter and thus prepares as ab you might say for the great battle of life which I is to foller foUer Then comes comes COURTSHIP W V h It c e en n the I young feller be begins ins to warsh his face and comb his hair and wear a shirt and a gum guns collar and take notice to the purt girls who he sees at bees hees and church and schools and elsewhere and amI finally musters neuters up lp att J L. L Lc o. o o. o to t L one one of these fair damsels if he can canha hay ha ha c e a the of taking her home and after that he sparks her every ever night for six or seven years afore he can spunk up to ask her to be for better or for worse a after fter which we have MARRIAGE Which MARRIAGE Which is one of the most dangerous which a man can go into you ou cant can't never tell by courtship what a wife is going to lo be after marriage e. Sometimes n a wife turns out to be he a prise to toa to-a a husband hus- hus bari band banH Whereas he she w was s loving and gentle g and allus anus would want him him to have haye his own way and didn't ha haVe hae e no temper to speak of after he lie gits Bits married sometimes sometimes some some- times he vcrs that he lie aint got no rights whatever which she is bound to and of love lo honor and obeying as she promised she would he lie has to walk the chalk mark and step around when whenever er she speaks like as if his own soul wasn't his own After marriage comes PARENTAL Which being interpreted for the benefit of our readers means that the union ration is blessed bv by bythe the advent ent of a baby which is re regarded regarded regarded re- re re- re as a little blessing until other babies begins to arrive e to numerous to and a after ter four or five has come to bless their union the arr arrival arral al of more than this number is regarded more as a instead of a blessing Enough is enough but hut too many is Last of all comes OLD AGE AGE old and sand aged is which no man can help lie le will grow old in spite of fate and the day will come when he will realize that he aint near so spry and as he once was Then he most sets in the chimney corner and smokes his pipe and dont don't do in the thea a way of work the light chores about the house and watches S the younger playing on the floor and thus passes the sundown sundown sundown sun sun- down of his life in in rest and med Alas sich is life |