Show Local oca Items eIlls Miss Phebe Hild Hilderbrand our talented dressmaker burnt her ner finger to a blister on a hot not iron one day dy last week You always ought to tr try the iron with witha a wet finger Phebe before you ou pick it up A heavy fall faU of snow fell to the north of oC Bingville last Wednesday night bl but t tit it didn't snow so o much here in our midst Vh Why was this Abe Witherow w is suffering from chilblains chilblains chil chil- blains als also an toenail on his nis right foot at present Abe wears a old arctic overshoe o on one foot and a slipper slipper slipper slip slip- per on t ther Chilblains and a ingrow ingrow- ing toenail at one and land the same time must be very excruciating 11 1 d' d tV ca our expert hunter punter and trapper aint quite so o odorous as he was early rIy in The cold coM winds of winter have ave the he skunk smell most all offen Wes that so now he can spend the gs e in Hen Weathersby's store around the stove without makin making mak mak- in ing man m many ny enemies Brad Hinsley insley of Sorrow Hollow was saw on our street one da day last week Brad come all the way from th the Hollow ollow to purchase a plug of tobacco tobacco tobacco-he he said he lie hadn't had a chew for more than a week and as a result he was almost frantic Brad chewed up the whole plug before he ne started home J Jed ed Peters Peteri O our lr int intelligent school teacher t school Frida Friday g e until after the Holidays Ii d Jed aS didn't g give the scholars no treat this year t r being as he said times were hard and he lie couldn't afford it so the scholars laid for him himo o outside the school house ouge and nd when Jed come out to go home they grabbed crabbed hold of him and him in ui the snow and like to have feared the clothes offen offer him Jed says sas when school takes up again he will lick every ery blamed scholar cholar he has got ROt Dad Henderson who wha fit in in the Civil war and gets a hasn't re received same for far last list month and is w worked u up about it Dad says what is the flue the of Ur getting all spot shot use o 0 up lip for your country when it don dont don't t pa pay you OU nothing for it He also says if he dont don't git that soon he will Mill write and tell th the government what he thinks of tt it it Amos Hillyer HilIer h has s been ast bv by Bill Dill Hepburn our artistic bl blacksmith for a divorce orce from his wife who he says he cant can't get along with unless unless' he he lets whiskey alone which is impossible Arne says ays s 's he will ill get Bill Bull a divorce for fr 50 SO 50 but Bill Dm he would says rather live lave on with her than pa pay that much Besides as as Bill says SIS loo look how much whiskey 50 SO would purchase sc |