Show I THE COBLER GOBLER FAMINE Of or all th the breaks that our people who supply food in town have been guilty of lately the having haying hav hay come without a turkey in the ing Christmas day all We VC are informed town is the supreme joke of that there is 15 a trainload of frozen tur turkeys e s 's up at Evanston that will reach here late this evening demand of or the housewives housewives house house- but buL that does not s satisfy the tho wives who do not know how to fix for Christmas without a t turkey There is certainly a fearful oversight on somebody's part when turl turkeys eys are re selling elling at 32 cents a pound and aul none can be ob oh- tamed although there thore have been perhaps of tIt them tiem shrived in Kansas and Nebraska to send here It is such sucha a a reproach to the ti weather clerk that he ought to hide his head But by the tho way war did anyone ever er before see sec twenty four foul in inthe the winter when there was no thaw in iii Salt Lake City And can anyone anone imagine how when there is no thaw for twenty four days in ift Salt Lake Cit City people in adjacent states like Colorado and Idaho and Wyoming V oming live at all We V c are told there i is a comet on the wa way At last accounts it was on only oily miles away awaya There is an old superstition that th t the approach of or comets mean cold weather If that chap with the flaming hair up above c makes things as chilly it rt I miles mies awa away as they thOy have been of late what hat liat will happen when it gets in this neighborhood neighborhood neighbor neighbor- hood By the wa way co comets S ets for a gr great at many thousand of mankind and yet a n years ye rs have been the alarm professor in the east says that this one that is com corn coming ing lug is so thin that he can ean see a star through it and millions of miles beyond bc ond it A comet really seems to have little more consistency than a cloud that thatis is loaded with rain |