Show THE BINGVILLE BUGLE T The tiding Leading Piper Paper of at the County Countr Bright Bright Breezy Breezy B i How flew w- w doth the She t buoy uy 11 little te be ach each bOUl- bOUl tour ray Dr honey all III the 4 lay 7 From ciery eurT loC four floor The ad n la Ia th the It you joa 00 t ellne bellee In ad com tame tad and te see a U aa For farther amber Information call caU on onor onor onor or address th tile the editor It takes all the moral we can muster up to fully that the year of 1909 is now almost a thing of the past as you might i sa say It is is' now a part and parcel of the annals of It is went from us forever and you cant can't a bit more call calI it back agin than you kin see the back of your Your neck with is impossible What have e you jou did during the past veer gentle reeder to make the world better or Have you OU did anything What have you JOU did seeds of shun- shun shine around among your sabers so as said seeds would sprout up and bare barc smiles and good cheer Have you I disseminated good will or have i you been a tight wad like Cy Hoskins Hoskins Hos- Hos kins who newer gives away free grattis advise and he wouldn't give that away if it was w to hiss f. f Unless you can recall you have did within the thc past ye year r to make happy then it itis itis itis is a a. so fur as you rou be concerned concerned con con- and you ort ortto to b be ashamed of yourself As we stand on the of a new we ort tomake to tomake tomake make up our mind to make snake up some good to start in with makes a good on Jan 1 jest its it's a habbit with them Take fill Bill Hepburn our blacksmith for instants As fur back as we ca can 1 remember Bill has allus swore off drinkin on New Years We Vc V c met Billon Billon Bill Billon on the street yesterday and we ast him if he hc was a a. going to swear off strong drink as Bill says flY You ou bet I am why am-why why I aint missed off drinkin ever I begin hegira be he- gin gira to drink 40 odd yeres ago If I wouldn't swear off drinkin New Years it wouldn't seem like New ew Years to me a tall tail We Ve that the first Satter- Satter day after New Years Bill will fa foller fol- fol I. I let lei his custom by going to the county scat and coming home full a as a goose and want to to I file file and terrify Seth Dewberry our town who is a good rend frend of Bills Bill's when he is sober but Bill is a mortal enemy of Seth's when he lie is full But what good be bea you a going to make this New gentle reader Teader I If f yo you t aint got enny yet ct here is one for far you OU q c subscribe for the Bugle unless you rou are arc a subscriber and if you be a subscriber why then to pay up your sub- sub like a gentleman if you yoube yoube yoube be one or like a lad lady r rno if you OU aint no o gentleman If we could git a few fete dollars our subscribers we could start in the New Year with a brave bra hart and nd renewed but it is awful hard to up enny renewed vig vig- ger when you owe 10 for ink and paper and tipe and aint got gt a red cent where wherewith to pay off sam same We V c have been in some some tight stringencies in our career caree as editor and publisher of the Bugle Bug Bug- le but we ire cant can't seem seem t to t when money was as with us as it is at present If them as is owing us will drop around to the Bugle offis soon and pay up we will wish th them m a happy New Y er and menn of same but otherwise we cant can't wish them menny of same and be about it Think this over |