Show 4 I VERSUS MUSIC MUSIC VERSUS MOTORING Out in Yonkers once lived nd a maid whom those thos in the tho Know called a Belle Delle She had hasl two l Yellows s 's coming omin to see seo her regularly a and aud ld that make any 1111 lady aBelle a n Belle iu Yonkers What is more mom it itU U was said that both Ila had l made matrimonial nia nial propositions to her eron er Now on th those thc two gentlemen o so were fete as different in temperament luul and temperance temper temper- ance too for tor the matter of that as as a power ninety motor and ninety horse power a R ono one cylinder delivery truck There was WiS Stanley He lIe wa was a a. a child of genius He lIe COli couldn't t escape t it It Itta was t of or tho the marrow in his liia bon bones Ho lie proved pro that ho was ns a genius by writ writing m ing tho the music for his alma maters mater's varsity show for four successive years VenTS As a n this latent tent gift it the tho snatch of pulchritude which was ns the target of hi 11 his affections found it earv sarv to hide the piano stool toot when she sho welcomed him But what aro are material ob obstacles to genii r Ho lie u used cd a dining room chair and punctured the he atmosphere atmosphere atmos tn phere of tho the homo borne unceasingly with his compositions composition on Tho The piano suffered and so did id father i Father Called called him the tho music master master tr perhaps in derision On Ou tho other hand Jack hind hall tho the foundation of a college collese education anti and lots of latent inventive powers An yin account of his achievements while ostensibly os ostensibly absorbing the residue of classrooms class rooms would have to bo be written on as as- asbestos b stationery Ho Ito was of the sort that would ride rido home borne in a n hansom and then bet the cabby tho the faro fare that his horse bone would eat eata a banana This ho he did often and anti found that nil all bob tailed nags naW ate ato the tho fruit He lie broke broko even cnn on his bit system Jack rapped for order oftener with witha a beer stein tean than a gavel and sad alit as al asit asit it is to chronicle the pater of or tho the ob object ob- ob of ot Jacks Jack's I amorous drift had to hide tho the decanter danter when he hl celled called It is only human to err crr- crr err so so o some somo Solomon has said Among tho the latter youths youth's chattels was an automobile built for As a matter of fact this wagon agon do do- l cd him liim a year car in a sheepskin sheepskin sheep sheep- skin and doubled his Isis cost as as a college I investment but still till in itself it was I fast as ns some said Jack was On Ono night both the tho music master and tho the automobilist wanted to call on tho the fair ono and t the tho o former had already d wire wiro Now it I Ia an option by isa is 15 isa a well known law of or physics that two bodies cannot occupy the tho same Famo space simultaneous simultaneously Therefore when Jack called up tho maiden hung out tho the nothing doing sign n Hero Here is is where tho the latent genius broke broko out Hating Bating to bo ho thrown down clown he asked her if his rival riyal did lid not appear what then 1 The Tho lady Indy replied that tho the track would bo be clear Tho The alumnus communicated with a 3 apal pal as we well as stroke oar in the tho varsity ci eight ht a n youth with a bi big chest and ana insignia to burn familiarly known as l Husk 11 usk The pair set forth in tho the motor and dallied on tho the music masters master's route Soon lip hp came carrying a nosegay of violets Dont Don't you rou want a ride guilelessly guile lessl lessly queried queued J Jack were we're going your way way As the tho evening was warm and tho the piano fat he fell rn for thein in in invitation rind and joyously clamored aboard Jack opened up and nna his hi hurrying wagon wagon wa fR gon JOn leaped ahead at a n mile forty gilt gait Getting tho office from tho the one ono wills inventive tendencies ies the tho exponent oC or college oll o rowing promptly lI on tho the softest spot pot In jn sight eight ht which proved roved ro to tobo ho bo the musicians musician's stomachs stomach to such each forti fortissimo tactics the tho captive c. gave e a R grunt or two and und went ent t down own and out for lor a few few- bars bars' rest In tho the meantime there thero was a n question between be tHo- tween the tho two to conspirators as to who got ot credit for tor tho assist Out over oer tho the Yonkers bills sped tho the crimson car five J six sir oven even seven 50 miles mUrp from railroad or trope trolley Hero JIro th tho man with talents who had bad long since finlo come coma cometo to WAS deposited in tIle the dusty road 1 He Un was U J given cn the point 11 of the c compass compas and although h somewhat relieved was reduced to a pedestrian means of or loco loco- motion Back to tho the damps dames habitat went Vent joyous jack and autI enjoyed ed an exclusion evening Long LODI has tho the fluff o of weeks settled on tho the pianos piano's Keyboard for want o or the tho varsity authors author's touch for tor he lie never r camo came back N Moral Moral Moral-A A piano can cant can't It cla dug class s with an n automobile or many aro arc called musicians musicians mu- mu but few cw have havo motors |