Salt Lake Telegram | 1909-01-16 | Page 10 | With the Jokesmiths

II WI WITH THE JOl I I CIVIL PREY I It Tt mn be he a l relief to Mr r. r noole while in Africa to go o in pursuit of quarry cannot talk back Wash Washington in ington ton Star ELOQUENT Mr fr r. r o seems to bo in the humor humor hu huu mor mon of talking right out in in meeting Pittsburg Dispatch HAD HIM HIl FOUL POUL She says you von are arc a fool foot All right Are Aro Aro you Oli going oin to take tako her to task for making F such Ruch an nn as I Nope she has hns evidence in in her po possession pos pec session e ion by which she ho can prove her statement She hast hasl Yes Yes I proposed to her once Houston Post DURING THE NEXT WINTER General What General What is in tho the meaning mN of this disgraceful retreat 1 You Yon are not fit to command a l body boly of men inca sir sir Fat t Captain tn gasping gasping Oh n nOb Ob Oh but hut I am ami amiI I qualified by bJ walking a r fifty miles in two days in tho the infantry endurance test Puck WHAT HE IrE Mother Were Mother Were you tau taught bt to be polite po lite lito in in school Tommie f Tommie Yes Tommie Yes mamma but I was tau taught ht so 60 man many things that I cant can't remember remember re ro re- re member em all all Statesman HERES HERE'S ANOTHER Maud Muller as she he raked the hA hay Beneath the tr tres f 8 s. s For endless eaglets paved the way And parodies NOT HOPELESS HOrnLESS I No o said aill tho Firl girl gently I am wed wedded eti to tom my art But in these days of easy divorce divorce di di- vorce vorce- vorce ho began eagerly Naturally it was decent nt to leave them to thrash out this delicate point alone Ph Philadelphia Id Lodger Ledger er LOUDER Well tJI T tell teU you ou money talks louder than anything esc else I INot Not lif life on your jour our No You bet belt Ever E hear the roar rou the lack Jack of mane money makes l' l Nashville Am American en en U. U AN EVEN BREAK A girl irl will wm marr marry without knowin knowing how bow to cook ook And Ana a n. man num will marry marn without the least st i idea ea of how to operate a fur fur- nace Vi Washington Herald