Show Slender Maidens Eclipse Venus Venus' de Milo Say Beauty Experts Ir 1 iT fl fl b By Mrs Sol Lake ITT POOR poon E GNUS GNUS' eS She is out P PITY of a JOi job If you dont believe belle it answer one of the now rare advertisements advertisements advertise advertise- ments calling for or a perfect thirty You will find yourself among GOO or more young ladies ladles of classic proportions proportions proportions all eager ager to pose for lor a living living- and no takers Poor Venus Nobody loves her jiny tny more If It the goddess of ot Milo Mile ere were to be reincarnated in Salt Lake City today she would be In danger danier of ot starvIng starving ing to death A little starvation would not do her any harm some cruel Salt flaker ker may exclaim It is his prefer prefer- d ce for the human lightning rod that hat has has brought woe woe Oe to the classic beauties Every woman oman in Salt Lake wants to look like a chicken a av man who has lias the tho cloak and suit business at his finger er tips told me cue yesterday And If you rou will look at the advertisements Tor for cloak models you will find that they he call for size Elze sixteen sixteen- Hardly an any houses want vont models with a thirty-six thirty i i bust If an ad should appear in the paper tomorrow calling for a perfect I thirty-six thirty women would answer r. r The model for size sixteen the popular popular lar one has to be a thirty Venus hasn't a a. chance in the tho cloak and suit business today Ten years ears ago if you went to a wholesale manufacturers manufacturer's manufacturers manufacturer's manufacturers manufacturer's manu manu- you would see seo only great big wom women n. n You go to the same place I Inow now and its it's full of ot chicken All the women want to look sixteen and you youcan youcan can sell them a size sixteen model more easily than It if it were a thirty thirty- six Aside from the fact tact that the small garments are more salable the manufacturers manufacturers man man- prefer to use uso them because they take less goods to make up With the desire of American women women wo wo- men to take up little goods and the natural wish of the manufacturer to tomake tomake make malce up even en less it is difficult to see where this form of ot economy will end Mr fl Hoover has pledged all of ot ofus otus i ius us to save saye the fats and I wonder if It I keeping up to top weight is not a form of patriotic conservation We Ve know that human beings can subsist for a certain time on their own fats and It seems unwise deliberately to reduce the supply in this hour of need If no one needs heeds this appeal to keep i i 1 I I II I I I I I I I r i VNUS t g weight what is to become of ot the Salt I Lake the the substantial sirens I whose pounds and Inches once their I glory are today their shame There Is no use urging that If it the perfect thirty-sixes thirty are restored to public ta favor VOl perfect will wiil be out of ot Jobs These young oung persons are thin and light and well able to adopt careers of ot activity like collecting fares for tor the tho Salt Lake street railway or ker keeping 1 a av gate for a railroad 1111 ted A real Venus can be little else lse Have 1130 ve you ever seen a perfect thirty six who was not serEne and calm and Just the least bit slow in mind and body Just Justas as eastern mystics become holler holier and nd vaguer through the motionless c contemplation con con- n- n of their own middies middles so the real Venus acquires a rapt detachment detach- detach ment from her surroundings by persistent persistent persis persia tent meditation on her own charms Sometimes when I have asked some Venus of the notion counter to sell me mea a spool of ot thread I have wanted to apologize to her for interrupting her herat herat herat at her st self lt And from the slowness with which she supplied my wants I have realized that one must not expect perfection to be in a hurry Rome Some practical person may IOU suggest Est I that It if the perfect thirty sixes cant can't get a Job they should adopt a diet of ot lettuce leaves and reduce duce themselves to the commercial size But this would not work because while lettuce may maybe maybe be good for the figure It is very bad for the disposition and an any girl who had lived on it for several weeks would be sure to tell some town out buyer TV what hat she thought of him hint And then the Venus would bo be scanning the want columns again Something will have to be done for our V muses We Ve cant can't all get fat again for we would have to est eat Up too much food And we have signed the pledge We Ye cant can't let the starve to death deat If It It were not for we might arrange for their transportation to Turkey where regular Yen uses are still appreciated Under present circumstances circumstances cir clr- cir cir- deportation wont won't do something must happen The are here Their Jobs have been taken from them by the tho X-ray X I sirens of the present mode Cant Can't somebody think of a new profession for the tho of ot forms which are I too too too-no no not that that that-I I mean which are not quite thin enough |