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Show BARBS . . . by Baukhage While the troubles of this world continue, our scientists Insist on borrowing bor-rowing more, even if they have to go to the moon to do it. I suppose as soon as the United Nations abolishes abol-ishes war, we'll begin to have trouble with the Martians, and it will take another couple of millenia before we get the United Planets to it down and talk things over peaceably. During the senate questioning of Edwin W. Pauley (nominated for undersecretary of the navy) former Interior Secretary Ickes managed to anoint Pauley's head with oil and not in the biblical sense. Better Mouse Trap department: Latest invention ... a comb that sprays hair tonic as it combs Onlv the bald can live the simple life. , |