Show il THE BINGVILLE 1 BUGLE The Tho Leading Lending Paper of the tho County Bright rich t Breezy Bellicose But Row How Both oth tte the bury lift b bee ts neb ich boar boar boa 7 honey r all n th the th day Air From Irom T rr opening C noW flour Tb The t t a medI medium lam rn la to tit th If Jt you roo tellers In com eom and lacS nd se aM tu us For further call can callan callon on an or lc address the th editor V We e take our pen in hand on this to write a red hot vig- vig of protest ginst the stage our enterprising enterprising enterprising en en- town of Bingville has betwixt here and the Co seat 16 miles mites away The stage line run by Simon Cooper is a Sime ort to be ashamed of or else elsebe elsebe elsebe be more to them as patronize his stage line As for forus forus forus us wed we'd ruther walk As knows Sime has the for carrying the mail to and from the toe Co scat seat every day in the yr jr e. e ept Sunday Sunda rain or shine snow or blow Well Wen aliThe gets from the for doing doing doing do do- ing this thin per annum is hitch as enny person who is quick at mental can figger out is less than a dollar doller a day which wouldn't pay Sime for hoss boss feed and wear and tare on his wagon let alone his own personal time consumed being as it takes eight hours every day to make the trip In order not to come out at the little end of the horn Sime when he got the for carrying the mail a that he would carry passengers to and nd from the Co seat scat at the rate of a dotter doller per head each way would also do carry parcels at reasonable rates for them as desired did didor didor didor or parcels carried Last Thursday we had to make a trip to the Co scat seat on business Being as we wei i i dont don't own in the line tine of I hoss floss flesh and couldn't hire a hoss i s all the bosses in Bin Bingville ille seemed to be or else was I turned out to and could not be we was obliged to patronize Simes Sime's stage line It was a tumble one we will with horror loathing disgust as long longas as we live When Sime found out that we was the only passenger he was a going to have he he wouldn't hitch to his big wagon stage tage but would use his buckboard Personally we would ruther ride to the Co seat seata a straddle of a rail rait than in Simes Sime's buckboard In our amble umble opinion it is a of Satan Ve We was obliged to hold on with our I hands and feet toenails and eyebrows eyebrows eye eye- brows to keep from b being ing into kingdom come conk and as as it was we was jounced and jolted to sich Bich sicha Bicha a extent that everything internal seems to be loose Whenever that buckboard would strike a Jr J LV Y Dump bump we we would go into th the air and when we come down we would meet the buckboard coming up agin Our hat was was j jolted down so tite over our ears cars that after we to the Co scat it tuk us 16 15 minutes to gif git it offen our head Not only that but vh when n we come to Teck hill goin Sime us if we would mind getting out and walkin up the hill hilt being as us and him both was too much of a load for the poor old hoss boss then when we did git out he asked us if we would also carry the mail mailbag mailbag mailbag bag up the hi hiM M we done That's a fine way for a stage tage driver to treat a Why thy didn't Sime git put out and walk and let us ride we ask Because hes he's too doggoned lazy we anseT anser Then when we come to Teck's hill re returning returning returning re- re turning Sime asked us if we would git out and walk down the hill hilt being being being be be- ing as the buckboard pushed so on the old mare marc that she was liable to git humor and nd ki kick k th the fin both of us Betwixt the jouncing and the walking our trip to th the Co seat was not much of a 3 trip which is what we went for When we come to settle with Sime he lie offer to throw off any think because we walked and was so gO lame we could stand up On the contrary he tuk tui our 2 with great cheer and told us that when we desired to take a trip to the Co scat seat agin he would be glad to carry us But he never will If we went to the Co seat I agin we would walk on our hands I and knees before we would patronize patron patron-I ize Sime Cooper We Ve hope else in Bingville will start a stage line tine to the thc Co seat If Sime had some some he lie would do better but as it is he he thinks hes he's got his own way and that folks has to ride with him or use Shanks Shank's marc mare |