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Salt Lake Telegram | 1934-04-12 | Page 12 | Possible Soulmate Discovered by Girl in Nonsense Writer

Type issue
Date 1934-04-12
Paper Salt Lake Telegram
Language eng
City Salt Lake City
County Salt Lake
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Article Title Possible Soulmate Discovered by Girl in Nonsense Writer
Type article
Date 1934-04-12
Paper Salt Lake Telegram
Language eng
City Salt Lake City
County Salt Lake
Page 12
OCR Text Pos POSSIBLE SIBLE DISCOVERED BY GIRL t IN NONSENSE WRITER Boy y Would Hasten Marriage Girl Disinclined Proper Eat Cheese After After- Way Vay V to Dance Etiquette By BETTY BLAIR A bit of nonsense now and then is relished by the best of men it the bumps the knots blows cobwebs cobwebs cob cob- webs from cranial whatnots I I I Dear l MISS Bl Blair lr Your reply to Beau Geste was absolutely the last word in telling a guy I sorta think maybe youre you're crazy As As AsI for or Beau Geste 1 Id I'd love to meet him He seems to be the theman theman I r t man Ive I've always I e ec dreamed of Wed We should make a prete d c D ty good looking couple ecu cou- pie too dont don't you OU El te think since Im I'm not q y quite as long as hey he- he y 8 Sleet feet inches to be exact And Ive I've always alwa's liked to toJO togo JO go with fellows tall taller r than my my- self It makes me look small and dainty But here comes a rob fob I lout outweigh out out- weigh him b by four ounces Shall ShallI I 1 reduce I do so o want to meet him and have me like him Do you OU suppose sup sup- pose I could pick him out in a crowd Or do you OU suggest that Letters questions and requests re re- requests quests for advice should be addressed addressed ad ad- dressed to MISS B BET E T T Y Y BLAIR HEARTS HEART'S IIA HAVEN VEN TELEGRAM SALT L LA A K E. E Write legibly upon only one side of the paper It Is necessary that you append append ap- ap pend the right name md and address address ad- ad dress but these will be held is In strict confidence and will nl ni t appear in print Questions Involving involving in- in advertising information annot be answered I 1 attend every public dance until I recognize him by those sufferIng suffering suffer Ing loye symptoms love of at his He may actually a break a rIb you OU know and thus gIve me a clue as asto asto to his whereabouts But who's to take me mc I proposed pro pro- proposed posed to my boy frIend the other night and he gave me the air He said in no uncertain terms that an alley was no place for lor a lady to ask a respectable gentleman to marry her It lacked romance Besides that he objected to the cats I admit they were unusually unusual unusual- ly noisy but then its it's already I spring and Then too the smell or of siphoned gasoline was WilS I rather prevalent and even I have an aversion to people who eat cat limburger limb cheese and pickled herring at theIr Dutch lunches and throw the papers and tail I ends of at the ov over the fence in garbage cans with with- unsubstantial un un- substantial lids Why no sooner had I seated scaled myself and drawn him tenderly on my lap than clank 1 And there I was stuck In the cussed can Do you ou suppose my awkward i position had anything to do with his refusing me My heart was broken my pride critically in- in jur the the d-the funeral will take place tomorrow and I was was left in a haze haze-a a maze craze Wait a minute maybe I mean a daze Went on Treasure Hunt Anyway I suffered how I suf feted Tell Beau Benu Geste Im I'm still sUll o hell he'll realize hes he's not alone In his misery Heart problems he calls them but they're all the same And tell him my mind Isn't as befuddled or what have you as his because last summer I went on that treasure hunt you suggested clear to the end And how did it end Well they paid me to come home Said somethIng about Salt Lakes Lake's being a bigger city and could stand more than Provo I dont don't know just what they meant but th superintendent looked at me over his horn horn- rimmed spectacles as it If it were a compliment to me so I gave him one of at my c cute te little you grins know the chessy cat kind So here am I and Beau Geste is a hunted man BUNNY If this keeps up well we'll soon run out of verbal the expletives printable kind let alone those we indulge in mentally Our ardent hope is that you prove to be a s successful modern Diana As you probably r remember member this particular goddess was very successful successful suc- suc in the hunt It wo would ld really be a great shame for two such people as you and Beau Geste to escape each other Think what the rest of 01 the world will miss it if you ou do Bernard Shaw says all women are the real hunters We believe him Woman do your stuff MARRIAGE Dear Miss Blair I have been in love with the same girl for over two years I would like to get married but she always says your our hurry When were we're married well we'll be dead a long time How can I gether get gether her to take me serIously Do you think maybe Im I'm barking up the wrong tree But even if I am I cant can't think of marrying marfing any other girl How canI tell whether she loves me or not She says she does docs but if so why doesn't she want to lo get marrIed Sincerely RESOLVED If you would resolve to take Cl a vacation from the girl and bark up upa a number of at different trees for a season we think your problem would be solved 1 If absence does make the heart grow fonder it will either make hers hers' grow fonder for you or for tor another an an- other man and that we think willbe will willbe be the surest way way of at determining whether or n not t she loveS you If s she he doesn't there are arc plenty of girls who would for tor an offer oer of mar mar- marriage and who would do their best i to make their promise good It If she sheI does docs you'll dead a long time I b but t not until you have lived for awhile Try the sweetheart vacation plan I TO EAT CHEESE Dear Miss Blair Please tell me how cheese should be eaten Thanks MRS J E. E At the table ble all cheese that is not spread on crackers or lettuce with your knife is eaten with a fork At Ata a picnic one may eat Swiss and Amerlean American Amer- Amer lean ican cheese with the fingers AFTER THE TUE DANCE Dear Miss Blair When you have been to a dance and have returned home is it proper to ask the young man who accompanied you to come in the I house ThingS always seem a awkward after a dance and I have been wondering if he expected me to invite him inside Please tell me what to do ERVA Unless are arc having an after ater- dance supper probably with some other friends in to enjoy it with you there is no point in asking the young man in In fact the lateness of the hour demands demands' that on ordinary occa sl signs ns you do not do so NOTE TO ADA Kindly send stamped self self- addressed envelope with your request re quest for tor our circular on Games for Adults Tomato aspic salad pretzels salted cheese wafers and a dessert either a sherbet or Bavarian cream LS what I suggest to accompany th the e beverages aies you jou name for or your our party
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