Show ORA DRAWS WS j i CALL CALLERS cALL AGAIN politicians Again Flock to p J Learn What Future Them t Offers i By BURTON KLINE has another seizure of mania J If II you read yer the soothsayer oo 1 and oth r such books of the theOs recall this this' amiable weak weak- Os r- r Specially especiallY rampant during as r ardth M administration the adorned by a practitioner who ho l ed her talents un under er the title t ne X By testimony of ot those the country was in indebted to ks S seeing far lady for lor guidance to tho arding himself f Now again its it's said s she's es e's set st up proving that busm business is 15 an an- 5 oT oTso so y of oC the matters she sees right ter cS c ab Her proms profit stand to be bc en cn urged ed bY by the coming election More Mor ij en than ever turn thIs year I for affirmative answer to the ques ques- tion Am I to be reelected nr Br report the technique of this gift gUt id Udy is about as follows A party part th the low-down low on something S to his political eco ceo or Ct romantic happiness happiness' calls S 5 V tip lP by bY phone ne His identity is fixed S 1 number only never only never by name age cr or firth S. S Calls CaUs Upon 1 At the hour appointed he calls on the the jeer addressed s s addressed at once by e with house howe and business address ad ad- crt dress S in case he lie happens to have ha forgotten theseS these S 'S After this taking breath-taking exhibition i of cf sight through the the darkness the jets gets down to business and opens I the scroll oll at any burning issue issue from from f fl i my y sweetness true to Am I to 5 W ie elected W A young Washington woman is said t to io have paid the madame a recent t to it-to to be instantly identified in inthe ht the usual way After AHer the session the gress said she foresaw l what was waso Ito b o happen but thought it unpleasant to b mention S. S What she did mention was that her g that client nt had no future The disgusted woman stepped out of the salsa sa so- ha In the way of an In automobile and iii ni killed Washington Mystery l S A Washington mystery How on onearth earth does Franklin D. D Roosevelt find cut everything d How does he know bats bat's t ts t's abuzz behind every locked door in the country I The r recent erit air mail party was anether anether an- an I ether Instance stance of his knack in turning I l hanc handicap cap into a blessing Such is F. F D. D Rs R.'s extensive knowl knowledge dge of hits what's going on or on-or or his reputation for lor that knowl knowledge that t that at some of the parties involved involve were afraid to togo tojo jo go o to bed in the dark for fear of dreaming tr treason on and being found lound cut F FD D D. R. R has bas had his pipe lines ever since ilace he lie has been in office oUke But some ot It the pipes pipe lie right on the surface Both roth the thi president and Mrs Roose Roose- Jelt dt knoW kno to talk out freely freely- and ad nd ay say next to nothing B By appear appear- i i Ct they pour out their innermost hurts and and listeners listeners' arc ire encouraged to do that actually They pour out I priceless information and all they've biard is it a lovely day T Teddy had the same little wa way J I at goIng about with his conversational conversa conversa- tonal onal coat apparently unbuttoned unbuttoned- and n thoughts were sealed as tight Ju 11 a divers diver's helmet Once in a while he let something slip hed he'd laugh tJ it ft off aft with Dont you know when a rn fellows fellow's kidding The Ananias club Jj took care we of those thore who inconveniently 1 quoted some real opinion delivered in COnfidence H The present prent Roosevelt will talk to toYOne YOne with any anything thin to say n Mrs H skips skIp about the country talking t to tJ everybody from magnate to w commoner Especially the com com- noR ner- ner r And theres there's no better political than he What easier than to Put together the pattern of fact i and Md opinion thus gathered gathered and and asMund astound as- as tou Mund d th thosa who v look only to those l 1 1 In High lugh places for signs sagas and omens r Stick SUck to Jesting Jestin r i lb Then n s McH McHenry nry Howe II Hairy enry I of ot England had a court jester 7 who might and should kae re been his premier stuck because so he had in his bauble b hey to every mind and heart Then reported to Henry Mr bo Roosevelt's Is Louis t house with POker face ce listens to White S cracks simple disarm disarm- in lag ort Wore io jOk and lays what he learns re hIS boss t ili lined and Louis Louis' wrinkled face lace of i 11 j a V Visitors take him 5 to b i and tell him all 1 lett g I eyes Theres There's lire life th enough t ez 11 d h I and d they cy miss nothing Neith i us ear ears i l' l f C Copyright Mc McClure lure Newspaper Syndicate |