Show Walter Winchell ON ON BROADWAY jI j- j I Never Knew Before That in Austria the hangman gets gets- very little for lor the job He cleans up however by peddling bits bith of the rope to the morbid S a a That the Panama canal cost the U U. S. S millions to build build and and it still costs Ir millions annually for water water although although there is plenty of it iton on each side the Atlantic and Pacific oceans but it isn't fresh freshwater water which water which is what they have to use in the canal locks Anthropological and Genealogical That because a Mr Kessler of a southern radio station reported that in ri an Interview with Beverly Vest West Maes Mae's sister she said she is a Jewess Jewess- and be because ause the Lite Lit Dige so so reported reported and and because because because be be- be- be cause another mag reported the Vests were of Ger Ger- man-French man parentage the following from 1 Maes Mae's s 's sister is gladly published My dear Mr Winchell We are Irish and German Gennan As to any statement to the contrary I never made it down south or any place and would be only too happy to prove same Also wish to take this opportunity to thank you for all th the nice things you have written written- Beverly West Will all aU concerned consider themselves poor reporters I a a a That one of the better definitions of friend is revived by Peggy F. F Hawley of Jackson Heights- Heights source not recalled Every man should have a sized fair-sized cemetery for the faults of his friends Its It's a aVise Wise Vise Child ChUd S That in Guinea the fathers father's name is never asked when a baby's birth is listed Most of the mothers cant can't remember that far back a a a That at tigers which are big i cats can cm swim but no can climb trees The biggest tigers are not striped and never never were They can stand a temperature tern tern- of 40 below zero without even shivering You cant can't do that a 0 a That Lord Willington viceroy of ot India holds the power of life and death over more humans than anyone anyon else in all the history of ot time His powers are far greater than th the powers of the king An And l he heis is t the e first t viceroy viceroy of of India who India who doesn't have an elephant What do you think of ot that tha S Dulling Absinthe Markets Market Norma Shearer's brother Doug came to the rescue rescue res res- res- res cue ue of a press gent whose arm was in a sling I when he was assaulted by two and and laid the pair out fl flatter than last Slogan at the Chez Follies Absinthe mak makes s the fond grow prow hotter The Prince of Wales phoned Lady Lady- Furness the other night that he couldn't make the trip to Nassau because papa King George V who is ill is-ill il m is worse the news of which is being st stilled stifled led Dorothy Parkers Parker's famous nifty She runs the gamut of emotion from A A. to B has been slightly altered to from A to r A flat |