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O Frisbie Discovers Novel Method of Extracting I II L I Brutality From Tough Pugilists Just Sing to Em I y Expects Nothing Brutal ii in Heeney Tunney-Heeney Bout Except Prices By Walter Davenport FROM FRO THE FIGHTER Dear Patsy Palsy As you know I have put on on the gloves glo with both Tom Heeney an anGene and Gene Tunney and all I got to sa saIs say Is that anybody who would pay 4 45 bucks to see those two boys bors push each other around Tex Rickard's Rickard back yard would pay to watch the Phillies or bet on a match that's all I would not say that the fight Is going to be a flop no matter w t likely tobe to tobe be much because In these days itis It ItIs Is very hard to pull a flop owing tc the way th customers ar are used to getting very little for their money mone In the old days dabs a customer got very sore If he paid five bucks to see anything less than murder but they are more refined toda today I went over to see Tex Rickard yes yes- thinking that maybe there was something I could do In the Interests of the customers customer and aed as I was leavIng the gym a a. young lady named Aeolian Lynch was the name printed on the card she give me come In and asked me was I the Mr Ir who was writing U UI the fight for the papers to give you OU a a. short answer I said yes lJ RS SO NO IJ well Veil she said for a good long longtime longtime time I been a a. member ot of a club which Is against prize fighting because It Is brutal but from what u say In the will not be this one papers right I said there will be nothing brutal about this fight except the prices unless ot of course In the audience gets rough and sita on dy hat or comes In without a necktie or gets excited and swears swears still In all she said there Is a chance somebodY will get brut brutal a at the fight It might be a policeman or an usher or one of the fighters who tight before the main bout and I have a plan to stO tol It from Mr Frisbie I am a. a singer All An right I said What Is your our plan Are you going to promise not to sing or something X 1 was glad to see she got a goat laugh out ot of that because e It Is always alwa's a a. waste of my good time to talk to anybodY who dont don't know a a. crack wh when n she hears one ens way or o another o I 1 come eoa to you to o help me she I said YoU Tou are pot not only a writer but a big boxer who would probably be the chant chant- pion- pion It if It wasn't that every time you challenge all the other boxers boxer take tak a train for Canada Well I said ald I dont don't know If you youcan youcan can sing ln or not but I t can see Ree yoU know the light fight game because I got a 8 sore throat asking for lor a fight with will worth wasting my tight right on Lets Let's h hiar har ar you sinS sing but make make- It a short hort one because be- be cause rause I am m going over OHr to te see Ite Tex now and cant can't waste much time time X I did not come here to sing to you Mr i she said but as 3 ou are WHAT HAS HAPPENED SO FAR FAR S Harv Harvey y K 0 0 Frisbie is i. a ayoung f I young chauffeur who writes Patsy OBrien O'Brien a hard boiled but human prizefight manager in an effort to enter the famed OBrien O'Brien fighting stable The latter looks over Frisbie and finally lets him in Aside from his ring proclivities Frisbie is the self appointed successor to Rudy Valentino as the worlds world's leading sheik OBrien O'Brien is slightly alarmed at his charges charge's being a fighting wolf in sheiks sheik's clothing and attempts to the tho boy from rom stepping high with no very effective results Right now K O. O Frisbie is quite sure he can bowl over Paolino Sharkey or Tunney He craves action with a headliner After a strenuous summer sum sum- mer as a lifeguard at a fashionable beach and fall as football trainer of Wawa university gravitates back to headquarters the Dorgan A. A C. C While the manager is in Chicago running a pool and i bil billiard rd parlor with bowling boling alleys and so forth in the rear Harvey writes him a weekly letter giving him all the latest local news The frigidity of the weather and fight promoters prompted Frisbie to journey to Miami Here he encountered many unique experiences With the advent of spring g however Frisbie migrates northward again to New York going over to see ee Mr Rickard I wi will 1 go too because with you OU with me maybe mabe I 1 can get et past the army of two ton tramps who hang the do door r. r Listen All L 1 want to do Is to get the right to get In the ring between the tue fights and ad lead In a little community singing My experience Is Is' Is been she he said sald that If you get men to sing they will not get brutal During the war I 1 got gota a JOb leading commUnity In a camp down south and In two weeks I had the boys bos singing Spring Son Song 1 and Home Sweet Home by heart I F was going so well with the boys that a lot of the tue officers officers' wives and somebody up In Washington In the In-the the war department got jealous and give me the air because they laid eald I had all the out of the boys and there wasn't a tight fight left In the whole dl- dl vision Islon Is that what you would call success Sir Friable Frisbie or or aint It 1 Well ell I said ald you couldn't call that thata a flop In a way but maybe that Is why It took our boys so 50 long to finish up the job over In Europe Maybe tf if they would of been a a. little more brutal they'd all been bac back In time to get their Jobs bac back or 01 som something But listen 1 Miss lI s Lynch I dont don't think you are going to get anywhere with this stunt because between you and me they are worrying already already- that the wont won't be brutal enough enough- to get Into the new news news- papers papera lIOS J Patsy when ve e got over o to the Garden Garden Gar Gar- den where Tex's office Is the first thIng thin you know mow a big named Amos tried to stop me from Crom going In Miss Aeolian Lynch was with me and maid that this Amos was time the same cause guy guy who wouldn't let her In before Sure he I said ald I am the same guy uy i and I aint lettin either or of you In Before Defore something painful happens to II you I said J 1 Just want to tell you that I am K O. O the heavyweight heavy heavy- weight who Is wrIting for the papers and that I come over to get a a few few tickets for my friends and to see that this yo young ng lady gets In to see bee Tex even Ir if t she he Is a nu nut t why SIr Mr Friable she said can you say that I am a nut after acter the way I have ru t d. d y you U an and you you nes all l In n plans IS I dl I not say sai you vere a a. nut I said I 1 only said Raid gou MOU had h ld a right to lo losee see Tex even If yo you was WIlS a a. nut Step you OU two said Amos and ani let lI somebody In who are ure Used teed to gettIng In places paces Pat Patsy ly this Hils poor sap sap- glee give nie e a a. push like I s-as s Monte Montc or Tony Fuente or y and S I will admit that I got good and core for for fora a a- minute I him on ih tb chia with my Jell ef and he ha hit the door so 11 hard ird that It will willbe willbe be open open- wide they hire a carpenter carpen- carpen ter to make a 8 new one Inside In the hall ball there was about six or eight other ether bOys who did not know what It was all about but a as they wanted to keep on the right side of title this AUlDs and get In again they all come out to see what they could do to help him hini Amos woke up long enough to point his finger at me and In no time I was wading through that bunch of bums like the Yankees playing the high school boys bos TIm DAY ItY There Is no telling what would ot of happened If Miss Misa Aeolian Lynch didn't begin sIngIng Ringing I guess she Seas trying to show she could do o stop a light fI I heb r bS f from I getting t n brutal and between en you In me those boys I was wading through ought to get together and give her a abig abig for saving them from the big purse urse hospital because I was getting so 50 that I did not know what I was doing In which case anything might happen I never seen a fight bust up like this one did although It wasn't just her singing but the way I was as piling those boys up alter after all Anyway It was all allover allover over In no time lime an to to tell the truth because tills this Miss I was vs not sore Aeolian Lynch Is n no canary bird even It if she lle Is a singer All right I said you can cut It out now Miss Lynch Tile The fight Is all allover allover over and there Is no use carrying the brutality on on any longer So she and I went on up to Teas Tex's office of of- fice but found that he had just left So I called ailed It a a. day dal and told Miss Silas Aeolian Lynch to call me UI U sometime and I would see what I could do for tor her Yours trul truly K O. O From time the manager Dear Keep In touch with that Mills Aeolian Lynch because in hi a pinch you can be beher beher her and hire her out to fight on on big nights for a- a couple of hundred bucks She She will do fine In place of one of those walkout fights they put on after the main maln bout to ease the crowd qu like human beings and not like scared horses Any kind of a a. walkout tight right goats a a couple of hundred hundred hun hun- dred bucks and maybe more You could her ller sing after the main bout and It would clear the pla place e and cheaper titan than It a What are you going to lo- lo for II a living liv- liv ing In after after- you get through h writing for forthe or orthe the 1 They tell tue me the ganie Is metty good i In Cuba V by try It 1 Yo Your r frIend PATSY PATSI Copyright t by the he Deli Bell Syndicate j S Joc jac |
