Show M I L g Jre a Th JIT r 0 11 D Detours Conducted byI by I STEVE BEN O. O D. D Coughlin Walker Bros Store City Dear Mr I Coughlin I see seey seeby seeby by y The flie Telegram that you have lave just returned to Salt Lake after seeing all of the style shows in the various style center center cen cen- ter and that you are ready to astound astound as- as the local with the tle thelast last ast roar n women's clothes When you ou put on your show be sure to Invite me down You see I have a ft friend end in n New NewYork NewYork NewYork York who wrote me about the newest newest new new- newest est hems and haws in girls girls' dresses lie He was out with a girl and she called his attention to the new dress that an had on He was a very attentive youngster but couldn't comment upon it because some son fellow tellow had his arm around the girl But what I wanted to write about was this I understand that you are going to p paint Int pictures of ot the beaux of ot young ladles ladies upon their then stockings stock stock- stockIngs Ings I have a scheme to save you youa a lot of ot trouble I have had my thy partner in crime Ben naive have a lot lotof lotof lotof of photographs made up Then too toe I have a dozen or so 50 of ot my own the ones I had taken when 1 I wore my Hollywood moustache and well we'll send th them m down to you OU ou You ought to have a 3 stock of them on hand han because the demand will probably be v very vry ry heavy heavy STEVE r Now that C. C C. C Pyle has been successful successful suc in amateur athletes one can expect him to sign William Wiliiam Borah for a professional campaign of dry speeches and dip diplomatic insults I I Speaking of olden times what I Ihas has become of this wonder horse who was going to break so many records on the American turf CONFESSIONS OF F CHLORINE Yesterday was a dull Sunday Sundar there being nothing to do except to read the funny papers and loll around waiting for somebody to callWell call Well it seems like all the boys must have stayed in in church all day be because because because be be- cause nobody called so I decided that I was glad of it as it gave me mean mean mean an opportunity for cultural and in intellectual intellectual in development So I started to read a new book called Summer Bachelors by Warner who is the gentleman who wrote Flaming Flaming Flaming Flam ing Youth which was awarded the tiie Pulitzer prize or something for b being be ing the most talked of book in in America Well Flaming Flamina Youth was filmed in Hollywood but of course all the interesting details were left to the imagination Or Orto to put it another way much restraint was used and they say that restraint is a sign of great artistry so it was was what you would call an artistic film Only the fourth showing wasn't nearly as interesting as the first Well this book called Summer Bachelor is is put up like Flaming Youth with an orange cover which attracts the eye and according to th the great scientists colors like orange orangel are very stimulating So I decided to see what kind of an appeal it had Well it tells about some marrie married marrie men whose wives go on a vacation in the summer so they become sum summer I mer men bachelors and go chasing around and having a good time That's the way it is is with men No being content with their wives having having having hav hav- ing a good time they have got to have a good time too Its It's that sor sort of thing that makes a girl like me cynical Because e if a wife has a good time everybody will say he her husband is is a brute and I don dont don't blame her Whereas if a has a need nood time they say his wife is is not attractive and she cant can't hold hi his affections So in in this way the wife gets the worst of it as s anybody would Id rather rathel be called a brute than lacking in m appeal Well there is a girl in this book who says she wil will wilC never get married but of course cours that is all apples applesauce uce and that Is why the book has no realism So Soshe Soshe Soshe she is is a very beautiful girl Jirl and the themen themen themen men run after her and make dates and live in in high hopes hope but she treats most of them kind of cool am and casual So she goes to supper clubs and one night a playwright at Ui th table makes a wise crack about another another an another other lady which has to do with the expression His masters master's voice Only she is is a lady and he explains that it wouldn't be he grammatical to call her a master So it looks like there was going to be a fight figh but the author loses his nerve and nothing happens Well when I first fir picked up the book I 1 looked all 11 through it searching far appeal Bu BLI I couldn't find any interesting pa P pat sages that way so I finally decided I would have to read it it |