Show 1 BAR BARBS B S i I I I By TOM SIMS I 4 7 Ia 0 a j The man criticizing justice usually has a kick coming because because be be- cause It was to blame for his down down- fall 1 Days seem warmer now since congress adjourned and left us only the weather to cuss Our ambition is to find a garage wrecker In a ditch and charge him j 10 for towing it half a mile I New York girl m male made e 1300 out of ot 1 I i poetry but some people can make mOne money out of ot anything even farm farm- ing J I Dancing In bathing suits is being i frowned upon upon perhaps perhaps because they are too warm for such strenuous strenuous strenuous I exercise I New camera has a range of ot I miles Before long we may stay home borne and take our vacation pic plc tures Coolidge has a license to catch fish In New York state Wont Won't help help- an any fish any fish fish cant can't read Chicago woman wants ants a divorce because her husband shot her They will do it every time Dempsey may be world champion champion champlon cham cham- pion plon heavyweight fighter but these women who reduce reduce- deserve honorable honorable honorable honor honor- able mention Haines City Fla ch church has has' has has' rocking chairs instead of ot pews pews- perhaps to make failing out easier The speed limit means how ho fast fast you OU can go not how slow Being cynical is enough to make any man a c cynic The trouble with women is men haven't any more sense It would be great if it we could live e I backwards be born old aId and grow growa a da day younger every ery da day Copyright 1926 NEA Service Inc |