Show I un 01 Dr MAxSON hALL Jt Lets Let's Watch for the Funny flees Bees Folks Now that the tho honey bees t pp appear ar Among Amonn the tho springtide flowers i Would funny lunny be bees s might also chee cheer These blooming hearts of oC ours Not So Deep Seated I Ellin They film They say rouge causes in- in in digestion Paul I paUI-I I dont don't think its it's so bad a that but it does leave a a. bad tRIll tast In the mouth The Tho Tho unite Bobbed Band Bandit it WHEN BLACK DLACK IS READ The Vagaries of Memory In ancient history Im I'm Its Ua dates I find a n bore I ISo So far tar as I know Caesar died In eighteen sixty But nut current hi history tory I like I find tho the subject great And never yet et with any girl Have I forgot a a. date Richard lUchard M. M 1 Levy Sure Why Why should I go So to coll college ge geTo To study musty knowledge And browse through all the books upon the shelves When I 1 can raise ralso the dickens At home here with the chickens chickens chick chick- ens Who are an education Uon In themselves themselves themselves them them- selves Lewis C C. Waldemann A Fundamental Principle Houses houses everywhere All over our great land Some Somo people build em cm on a rock Some Somo build em om on the sand Somo Some build em low U. U U s Some b build lid em i large ge Some Som build em small But whether built of ot brick or stonOr stone atom Or made with wooden frame The smoke goes up the tho chimney Just the same samel W W B. B Inglee THE KEEPER OF THE BEE DEE Heard at the Bingville Grocery By fly Roland Did I ever tell you about my po pet bee bE-a Your what About Alonzo my y pet bee H e ewas was the best pal that a man eve evet had had bless bless him Yes sir that be beloved bee loved me and was never out of ot m mj sight lIe He used to sleep under m my pillow and I never needed an aJar alarm clock because he would crawl ou buzz in my ear flar at 7 o'clock each morning In the daytime ho would woul ride around In my pocket except a amy at my meal time Your meal time Yes when Id I'd go into a Id I'd whistle and hed he'd come out the little rascal Id I'd order a piece 0 o bread and butter and Alonzo would go to work on It It Jt Talk about honey No bee could make honey as dell deli clous cloud as Alonzo What became of ot him Aw Mv the tho flowers of summer ed ed- ed parted Came winter and hardtimes hardtimes hard hart times for poor Alonzo The time tim came when he could make no morE mori mor honey and the chili chill blasts of ot DC De cember numbed his brave bravo spirit I Imade Imade made a little pair of ot pants for or him but it was of ot no use He would wold rol up into a little ball in my po eke and arid wouldn't come out Then came cami th the day Alonzo passed from this va val of ot tears you tears you know that when a abee a abee bee loses his stinger he died Welt Wei Welta a bandit tried to stick me up and Alonzo r rushed shed out and and I I have t t cry when I think of it stung It-stung stung hi hion binon bin bin- on the eye He lie had given his Ills litti life Ufe for his friend Clever Girl Muriel Muriel How How do you make th ui men believe you can read thet ther minds Susan Susan When When n they ask mo me whit wha they are thinking of I 1 always blush M. M. M H. H Farber He lIe was hot but she knocked hi hid bin cold I x |