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Show jj5 "Very funny! Now let's see you produce the rent!" I " H w mm v, i ; d gi rf. MMjaa ' N3 "That's okay, Alvin. Bring the whole gang with you. I J The folks can read in the kitchen!" SEWING CIRCLE PATTERNS .Summer lAJarilrohe for Jots IJou fitfuI ?uHon --tfJach Jwo --jPiecer 6 moi. 3 yre. With Puffed Sleeves A COMPLETE summer ward-robe for tiny little girls. The dainty puff sleeved dress is sweet-ened with narrow ruffling; the practical sunsuit requires little fabric; slip and panties are so easy to make. Pattern No 8180 Is for sizes 6 months. 1, 2 and 3 years. Size 1, dress, l'i yards of 35 or sunsuit, yard; (lip and panties, 1 yards. '"PHIS clever two piecer is de-- signed for the young in heart. The pretty yoked top buttons down the back, is gayly trimmed with ric rac and novelty buttons. The simple gored skirt goes together quick as a wink. Pattern No. 8135 comes In sizes It. 12, 13. 14. 16 and 18. Size 12 requires 3 yards of 35 or 2'a yards ric rac. Send today for your copy of the Sum-mer FASHION, our complete pattern magazine. It's filled to the brim with Ideas for smart summer wardrobes. Free pattern printed Inside the book. Price, 25 cents. Send your order to: REWIND CIRCLE PATTERN DEPT. 709 Mission St., San Francisco, Calif. Enclose 25 cents In coins for each pattern desired. Pattern No. Size--Name Address Ifodora (fj checks perspiration Jl i oior efH I the SwmM&sr , I Made with a jace cream base. Yodora I is actually toothing to normal skins. 1 No harsh chemicals or irritating I suits. Won't barm skin or clothing. I Stays soft and creamy, never gets grainy. Try gentle Yodora feel the wonderful j MrK.pjT Rabbin, in., BbMrt, 0. vvV Al A 7 Just IINb . from thb i'i" " Mil, Cm), by vbperbtlon. ' m ltl1i I KMM watbr IS to 20 tu'i" h- !. 0o-5-N '""' EAGLE BRAND vJL! Thy Drinking Water Bag Use Ihe Baking Powder with the BALANCED Double Action SUPERIOR INTELLECT ONE of Sam's mules took it into head to stop dead on the main street of the town, and it was twenty minutes before Sam could persuade the animal to move a single step. And then the other mule balked! Sam pleaded, threatened, cursed, but to no avail. The critter wouldn't budge an inch. If the mules made Sam mad, the steadily growing crowd of specta- - tors that gathered about his wagon, ' offering comments, suggestions and jibes, reduced him to the state of a raving, gesticulating maniac. Pushing his way ahead of the re- - calcitrant mules, Sam turned, lev- - eled an accusing finger at them, and shouted, "I'll conquer you, I'll con-quer you!" Sensing some doubt on the part of the spectators, Sam add-ed, "Don't think I can do it, eh? Well, I can, 'cause I've got more sense than both of you mules put together!" C)f . By Ernie Buahmiller UGH! He I always kiss the stamps on your letters because I know your lips have touched them. She Oh, dear, and to think I dampen them on Fido's nose! M F, REGGIE By Margarita MA 0IDNT YOU TELL 1 Ij M J AND DADDY5 V sfWELL LOOK AT ME ) I Y 1VE GOT GRANDPAS ) A Waiting for the Kiekoff Sonny boy, 4, came trotting into the house with an old, battered feed pail and shouted: "Here, grandma, kick this quick!" "Why should I do that?" asked granny, puzzled. "Because," said Sonny boy, "dad-dy told mamma we'll all have lots of money as soon as you kick the bucket!" MfT AND JEFF By Bud Fuher JhWE COTTON? KWMM"CHA MV BROTHER, HE WANTS ( BUT WHAT'S f TO STUFF IN MV - aU Air Wf- - "Gi SURE! j WANT IT JULIUS GOT A ME To THE COTTON EARS SO I CAN'T dadi tyJX Mm Nf vR2JLETTERFRcM READ THF FoR?if' HEAR WHAT I'M J faj VL Bv 'rS g ''ANP Really Serious "Doctor," said the patient, rushing Into his physician's office, "you've just got to do something about this insomnia of mine. It's driving me crazy." "Now, now," soothed the medic, "surely it can't be as bad as all that." "It can't, eh? Why, I can't sleep even when it's time to get up!" GET IN A DITCH Policeman (at scene of collision) You saw this young lady driving toward you. Why didn't you give her the road? Motorist I was going to, officer, as soon as I could discover which half she wanted. , Worn-ou- t electric cords are highly dangerous. If it cannot be repaired, throw it away and get a new one at once. Sprinkle cornmeal on your rugs, let it remain for a short time and then sweep. This picks up dirt and particles imbedded in the nap. Curtains to he stored for a sea-son should not be starched, for the starch may attract insects and weaken the curtain fabric. If you'd like to preserve eggs at home by the flash heat method, proceed as follows: Dip the eggs into boiling water for five seconds, let them cool in the air, then store them carefully in cartons in a cool moist place. In remodeling: your kitchen it is a good idea to redesign it as a precautionary measure against fire. To do this be sure curtains, doors and wooden cabinets are not too close to the range. You can save many steps by using a tray to carry dishes from the dining room to the kitchen. Make your own belts. Make them in various colors to match your frocks. Put a layer of stiff-ening between two layers of rib-bon. Sew through ribbon sel-vedges with tiny machine stitch-ing. Poisons like lye, insect sprays and disinfectants should be kept on high shelves, out of children's reach. If you carry stamps in your purse, fold them and slip waxed paper dividers between the gummed surface folds. Divided this way, stamps will never stick together. L, By Gene Byrnes GLAR FELLERS , g - r-- Their Big Date A Kansas cyclone hit a farm house Just before dawn one morning. It lifted the roof off, picked up the bed on which the farmer and his wife slept, and set it down gently in the back 40. The wife was crying soft-- , ly. "Don't be scared, Mary," her husband said, "we're not hurt." Mary continued to cry. "Im not scared," she responded between sobs. "I'm just happy 'cause this is the first time in 14 years that we've been out together." - Must Be That First Hunter Hey. Bill! Second Hunter Yeah? First Hunter You all right? Second Hunter Yeah. First Hunter (relieved) That's good. I guess I just killed a deer. ' By Len Kbkj . fri II YOUR RUBBERS 1 1 fSOMEHOW, 0ATE5 A -- AND LOOK AT THOSE EARSIi fA AR M THE HALL lTH VOU ARE I T5K-T5K- - 60 BACK --X Y CLOSE- T- PUT C BE6ININ& TO He Got Trimmed At a swank New York restaurant, a customer sat down at a table and tied his napkin under his chin. The manager told the waiter to let the man know, without hurting his feel-ings, that such things weren't done there. Approaching his customer, the waiter smiled pleasantly, then in-quired, "What will you have, sir? Shave or haircut?" P? i):r lf: A Tip-o- ff A Hollywood hostess, giving in-structions to her new maid just be-- fore a party, cautioned: "Now please try to remember, Marie, when you serve the guests, don't wear any jewelry." Maid I haven't anything valu-- : able, Madame, but thanks for thi warning just the same. I |