| Show I fAds 7 Lead dead Way to Greater r S. S L. L Days Days' Bargains SERIOUS t ERIOUS I E By Iy Y Yr r Dan Don V Valentine a I en me meI I r if t AROUND TOWN TOr Salt post st office wod workers ers report tore more more than a few feu income jL t I. tax lax returns went through the mail this y year e r addressed addressed addressed ad ad- dressed to lo the thet t if Salt Lake office 10 of the Infernal Rt I. I R Revenue e en u e Bureau Bureau Bu Bu- reau reau It could I have ha been just a slip ip of the p pen n but then again agam I maybe bc it wasn't i By the way i iou F you you ou should see seeth I i t th h e automatic I 1 1 envelope slitter slitter slit- slit i jl ter tel ter in in the in- in Valentine e come t tax x offices gadget adget slits sIlts envelopes au- au II ally an-ally allY cally making it doubly or r workers to slip out the theS J S money orders and cash I ax collectors prefer folks I by check or money order I considerable number of s remit in cash I suppose Jure gure If II I cant can't trust the ment what can you trust I 1 Jays days ays I interested interested reader writes he ic ie present method of joff off bicycles recovered recO by byis byis byis is unfair to the youngsters ext sale of bicycles bic cles by the twill ill be held Friday morn- morn 1 f the police gymnasium hy hy by on a school school day day morn- morn I the reader a asks ks All the I are in school Friday I ig ig g. g Why not hold the sale I afternoon so boys I heir fathers could attend all ll the youngsters should st st t crack at these bicycles Is s logical doesn't it average man has a ten ten- to overestimate two S the j the gullibility of worn worn- omd Td d d' the amount of his in in- in tax refund k kIS OS IS S AND ENDS ENIS A cusin cus- cus in l a downtown hotel the Iday I day ordered 0 r de red Baked a and sent the waitress ing ing for some kind of fish is rout out that Baked Alaska special I ecial kind of ice cream I. I Terrill Salt Sall Lake oil work work- rits national acclaim in I landard Oil magazine for i jig ig up on top of an oil tank I and month and finding a bobE bobA bob- bob E A special machine to toire tore toure ire ure squirms in motion r e theaters theater has just been ed The gadget fits fits under at t and movie moguls are arc I idly able to gauge the of a new movie by tuber er of squirms made dure duri dur- dur i e e show It Jt is called an elec- elec agn tic movement meter is noted on a tape ore lore wiggles the more bore- bore the the worse the show r Today's Valentine c winter snows have given gl of Salt Lake good neigh neigh- an opportunity to win wm a at the th ay J J it t t of H. H HD D. D l f. f J 0 on n 2 2549 49 t Ison on on Ave i tl 4 t 1 Valentine J i ito V U f to Faris Paris I ner ter e r manof man man-i an 1 j I If pt of a Salt H service s station atlOn t l winter lon long Mr 1 Horner Homer en en keeping keepin the parking parkin lotis lot lotic tHe ic is Wasatch Presbyterian Sh h clear of snow ami and that's k considering the lie snow shad cr r r every snowfall Mr Ilor- Ilor ikes his mobile snowplow tears clears the churchs church's parking I lis s s h has ns been done without g c c and and without a request lIthe the church officials which he c e opinion of the churchs church's makes Mr 11 Horner Horne y r good neighbor if you you want to a Valentine send end pr r her n name to lo Nothing Ses Sei Se Se- us s i Care of Salt Lake Tele- Tele lm n. n i. i 1 m the Sad Cynic Says s can raise taxes a aCaster Caster aster than I can cans s |
