Show I SERIOUS i By Dan Valentino st t to prove pro Im I'm a brave man to talk about y were we're going I Ien's ens en's t's ts dresses dresses and and give some opinions I k Aft After C r three fJ years of careful oc- oc J f research Im I'm r ready to make malte t the blunt blunt statement statement statement state state- ment that Salt fY f I Lake City stenographers stenographers ste ste- I a are arc r c f the dressed best-dressed women in the ri city r 1 And nurses nurses- J off duty duty arc arc the I IJ J I worst dressed I Ji Salesgirls are aret t way down the Valentino dressed best-dressed list a a class girls who work in ins s appear to be the neatest he IC e head of the average Salt office girl ever every hair seems in place They dress neatly ut tut being flashy tresses Stresses off duty tend to ress ess they go in too much ds and bright yellows nurses are the real nent ent when it comes to dressi dresse dress- dress 1 i ce e e the average nurse out of crisp wh white te uniform she shet shet t look too snappy look aWful a in the hg ng ig very ery pretty in the after- after t groomed best women seem the ticket sellers in the city's I n picture theaters look like they dressed T hurry and forgot something r I ty operators have pretty los but os-but but that's all h girls Start calling me meI I s. s Ive I've said it and Im I'm glad I 1 1 f 1 I Young Critics e e thing you have to admit they're they're honest will go to a play and if I Wont Won't like it the they'll reserve e t pinion opinion 4 tJ not youngsters rda a recent University of Utah g Peoples People's theater offering L Royal Ro al liller assist- assist production manager was wasI W I 1 to go to the balcony and spate cate a BB gun bun One of the I k f patrons was pelting the I floor audience and actors I IBB BB shots I t also has a time with Children hildren before curtain time i Bother other ther afternoon he stopped I I joys pys YS from playing football in J Isles He took the football into dy until after the show iy I l talk about worries Gail Gall liner mer director of the childrens children's jr r was all set for a Satur- Satur performance of the tion when hen it was discovered Joe oe Bo who porI por- por I I. I H Penrod hadn't been noti- noti t f the performance Joe was wasI I fast asleep at home unI un- un I that the packed Kingsbury was awaiting his ice ce He dressed in double and made the curtain call ive minutes late I Am I Good Staking akIng akin of being late for a maleS Ko Ho hiOs hiO's s. s Ham e stage j ger of the Uni University I remember an incident of long 1 pe years back Ross was in ti ille as a comedian and he heji j ji 2 s the strange tale of a team t on the same bill with tI 1 iT comedy team two team two men men men- supposed to play an early O face tee e. e One of the members of 1 was a notoriously late J IL lIr Mr- Mr fr arrived at the thea- thea i time and looked for his J ier r r He wasn't around The PC lc c varlet variety star called the hoc ho- ho t c partner was still in bed 1 yue le e he wailed in a high high- jd d voice olce doin in j i Were We're ere on n the stage stare I which his sleepy partner reVe ref re- re MP f We Ve Ve are How are aie we U 1 it the Sad Cynic Says e ie only thin thing worse ur c than a orn man Iio's wron wrong is a aborn born jorn man who ho Is right 1 l t |