Show T Tom n Sims Says Intercollegiate Rowing association has set a boat race at three miles which Is a well known limit War clouds clouds' over several eral European countries are due to the reigns feigns The first reliable sign of or spring Is hen t when gasoline prices go u up Russia is so hungry she exports bushels ls' ls of grain A family of nine was found living HYing on carrots In tha the AdIrondacks which is almost as bad as living on tapioca pudding l 41 I Atlanta Ga is to have a 2 apartment building bachelors bachelors bach bach- elors can afford atford It I Theatrical producer sa says s 's chorus girls n need ed higher education and many will ask if he means all the way up to th the chin chin A ski sId Jumper recently Jumped OZ feet however will continue continue continue con con- as champion Siki Jumper Washington archeological claims King iCing Tut was worried to death by his wife wite wife's s mother Maybe Tut the mother law jokes Next time a man tells you jou ou talk Is cheap ask sk him If it he knows how much a session seSSiO of congress gress co costs ts If It the Chicago man who paid 20 for tor a a. kiss asks us we know where they cost one Ice cream soda The first sign Ign of ot spring In L I non Ore was when people started worrying over a a. a flood One difference between us and congress is congress has passed the income tax and we haven't The first sign of spring sprIn in Seattle was when a man remarried his di divorced divorced divorced di- di wife Trying TryIng- to pronounce Tutankhamen men has increased the number of In this country l lGeorge George Washington was the father of his country and Johnny Johnn Rock Rockefeller feller Is Its rich uncle Higher education does pay Harvard's Harvard's Har liar vard's yards famous halfback has left college college college col col- lege to open a tea ea room Those settling o our r European policy polIcy pol pol- icy seem stem to think necess necessity ty is the mother of ot Invention The first sign of spring In San Francisco was when a boy of eleven eloped with a girl of ten Two robbers who wl held up a NewYork NewYork New York actor wasted their tim time More would live live- to the Ute safe and sane age if it weren't for tor the Unsafe unsafe unsafe un un- safe and Insane age The sad thing about having a n. wife Is when hen you yu ou look for fOl it 11 has been hung up somewhere People who long for the good old days das would hate to read this stuff tu by a candle candleS A tall girl is handicapped because she the ha has haR to stoop over before a man can make her kiss him Bobbed hair may como come and bobbed hair hall may mav go but making hairpins uses up tp lOO tons of steel yearly early Boston man wants a divorce orce because be because be- be cause se when ho he asked her how long before supper she said It with flourA flour A couple cO that shouldn't be he di divorced divorced dl- dl is strawberries and cream Come on spring fever CIGAR TS Reflecting Increasing public nervousness nervousness ner nor production con COIl mounting amazingly In Itt January American merican factories factories' made million compared with only million n In January 1922 Cigar output jumped mr from om millions to That's a lot of ot nicotine poison for the American people Are Aie we ve nervous nervous nervous nerv nerv- ous because we smoke or do we smoke because were we're nervous WOM WOl U EN Among those Who aho ho paid Income tax I in 1920 Uncle Sam reports were women Their combined in income in- in come e for tor the year was nearly 2200 nl dollars How that would have amazed the people of ot thirty or evan avon twenty j ears years ago When hen women v rere re lust just beginning tp ip drift Into hUins Instead In tn- tn stead of ot exclusively to the home i Will o. tr t |